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We should all resolve in 2015.....
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Posted:Jan 3, 2015 2:10 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2020 10:39 pm
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...to keep or post updated pictures on our profile. (Heck, update the whole thing!) Most people don't care what you looked like 20 years ago. True! I have had a few surprises of late. And please don't include pictures where you are hiding behind furniture, your pet, or your or grandchildren. Let's be honest with ourselves as well as others. There is so much more to each one of us, of course, and the pictures are but a window into each one of us, but honesty is something that transcends any visual or character flaw. To all of you- successes by whatever measure you use and warm wishes for 2015. -Rick
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Hypnotist joke-hope you enjoy!
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Posted:Dec 6, 2014 6:49 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2020 10:38 pm
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Hypnotist at a Senior Home
It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.
After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were hypnotized.
And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"
" SHIT " said Claude.
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center and Claude was never invited there again.
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TOP 11 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...LOL
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Posted:Apr 18, 2014 11:39 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2020 10:40 pm
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Share with a friend. Future blogs will contain rants, raves and jokes.
1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
11. Trolling? You need better bait. (my original)
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