Life On Top Erotica Contest!
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Posted:Sep 9, 2009 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2009 11:48 am
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Our sexy sister company, Penthouse, is releasing a delicious new treat this fall: Life on Top, a red-hot new book chronicling the sex lives of three beautiful young women (based on the real-life sexcapades of the Penthouse Pets!)
In celebration of these seductive sex stories, Penthouse wants to hear about your best Life on Top moment! In 500 words or less, tell us about your sexiest, most outrageous sexual encounter, and you could win a free trip to New York City!
One Grand Prize winner will receive a flight from anywhere in the U.S. to New York City, one night's accommodation in a New York City Hotel, and dinner for two at Robert's Steakhouse in the world-renown Penthouse Executive Club NYC.
We'll also select 25 winners to receive a free copy of Life on Top.
To enter, post a comment here containing your original erotica in 500 words or less. Entries that do not adhere to the contest rules will be deleted.
There will be no voting period for this contest. Winners are chosen by LesbianPersonals, Penthouse editorial staff, and celebrity guest judge Penthouse Pet Heather Vandeven.
The deadline to enter is Monday, September 28th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time.
READ THE COMPLETE CONTEST RULES HERE
Additional Contest Rules:
1. All entries must adhere to the General.
2. Entries must be 500 words or less. Multiple entries are permitted, but each post must contain only one entry.
3. All entries must be submitted by Monday, September 28th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time.
4. [link]General contest rules[/link] apply.
5. You must READ THE COMPLETE CONTEST RULES to determine if you are eligible to win the Grand Prize.
Prizes for this contest are:
(1) Grand Prize of flight for one person from any U.S. destination to New York City; 1 night's hotel accommodations in New York City; dinner for two at Robert's Steakhouse at Penthouse Executive Club NYC.
(25) Twenty-five winners will receive a copy of Life on Top.
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Steamy Summer Blockbuster Contest!
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Posted:Jul 31, 2009 2:08 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 6:11 pm
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Summer's here, and with the barbecues and pool parties comes a time-honored tradition: retreating to a cool, dark theatre to indulge in one of the season’s greatest pleasures: the summer blockbuster!
Get into the spirit with us, and enter LesbianPersonals's Steamy Summer Blockbuster Contest ‒ and add a saucy twist to your favorite celluloid stars!
Dress up as a sexy version of your favorite film character, from blockbusters past or present! Maybe you’re a sassy, whip-toting version of that famous Fedora-wearing archeologist? Or perhaps you're here to save the world as a super sexy robot from the future! A dashing gent or retro vixen from your favorite black-and-white? A sexy superhero of super-human proportions? The sky's the limit!
Be creative! Use props and costumes to create the ultimate tribute to your favorite onscreen hero or heroine ‒ but no digital altering, please. Photoshopped pics will be disqualified.
Don't be creepy! No sexified characters from cartoons or kiddie flicks! And no dogs, ponies, real snakes (on planes or otherwise) or sidekicks (photo must be of member only ‒ couples profiles may post a shot of both members together, etc)
We'll select 10 finalists based on creativity, sex-appeal, and originality ‒ and then you select the final three winners!
The Contest Rules:
- 5 entries is the maximum! Any additional entries will be deleted. You can't win multiple times.
- Please post original pictures. Remember, if you can find it on the internet, so can we! Cheaters will be deleted!
- All original drawings must adhere to the Photo Guidelines.
- All entries must be submitted by Monday, August 17th at 11:59 a.m. (Pacific Time).
- LesbianPersonals staff will choose the final 10. After the finalists are selected and posted on Tuesday, August 18th, you will have until Tuesday, August 25th at 11:59 a.m. (Pacific Time) to vote.
- General Contest Rules apply.
- Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be disqualified and can be deleted without notice
How to enter the Steamy Summer Blockbuster Contest!
1. Upload your image - just click "Browse" next to the photo/icon section when you go to Add a Reply. You'll be able to upload your drawing directly from your computer.
3. Add your text: be sure to include the character and movie you chose to portray.
4. Click the "Post" button. It's that easy!
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And the winners are...
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Posted:Jul 14, 2009 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2009 3:26 pm
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Thanks to all who voted! Here are the winners that YOU picked!
1st place: more4mary
2nd place: tsbombshell
3rd place: 67sensual67
Congrats to the winners! LesbianPersonals will be in contact with you shortly to arrange for your prizes!
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Stick Figure Porn Contest!
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Posted:Mar 6, 2009 12:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2012 2:59 pm
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Did you ever get in trouble in grade school for X-rated doodlings on your notebook? Well, now's your chance to really show off your inner crude-and-rude pornographic artiste - enter our Stick Figure Porn Contest, and you could win a free Gold membership!
Always wanted to write your own porn film but lacked the script, actors, or even the camera? No problem! Simply create your own stick-figure porn with a marker and a piece of paper (or crayons, or a dry-erase board) and show the world your filthy artistic genius!
You don't need to be Picasso to win this art contest - we're open to all levels of art skills (and perversions!).
The Contest Rules:
- 5 entries is the maximum! Any additional entries will be deleted. You can't win multiple times.
- Please draw and post original pictures. Remember, if you can find it on the internet, so can we! Cheaters will be deleted!
- Stick figures only! No impressionist landscapes, anime or elaborate tentacle porn!
- All original drawings must adhere to the Photo Guidelines.
- All entries must be submitted by Monday, March 30th at 11:59 a.m. (PST).
- All votes must be cast between Tuesday, March 31th and Monday, April 6th at 11:59 a.m. (PST).
- General Contest Rules apply.
- Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be disqualified and can be deleted without notice.
A few suggestions:
- Entries will appear no larger than 300 pixels wide. Your drawing will be automatically resized to 300 pixels when you post it, so make sure it looks good on this scale. See the 3 examples in this post.
See? Simple!
- If you draw on a piece of paper, use a sharpie or thick marker. It will be easier to see that way.
- If you don't have a scanner, just snap a photo of your drawing and upload it. You can also draw on a dry-erase board and take a photo of your final masterpiece!
Entries will be judged on creativity, humor, and artistic ability (or lack thereof!)
To enter, post a comment here containing your drawing.
The deadline to enter is Monday, March 30th at 11:59 a.m. (PST).
How to enter the Stick Figure Porn Contest:
1. Photograph or scan your drawing, and save it as a .jpg or .gif.
2. Upload the image - just click "Browse" next to the photo/icon section when you go to Add a Reply. You'll be able to upload your drawing directly from your computer.
3. Add your greeting, description, or dialogue in the text box.
4. Click the "Post" button. It's that easy!
The LesbianPersonals staff will then review the entries, and the 10 finalists will be announced on Tuesday, March 31st. Members will have until Monday, April 6th at 11:59 a.m. to pick their favorite. Winners will be announced later that day!
How to vote for one of the finalists:
1. Next to each entry is a round "radio" button. Click the radio button next to your favorite entry to cast your vote.
2. Each member is allowed to vote once per poll.
3. The finalists receiving the most votes will win.
Prizes for this contest are:
First prize: 1-year Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDS
Second prize: 6-month Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDS
Third prize: 3-month Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDS
All finalists will receive 500 points.
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My Funny Valentine
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Posted:Jan 26, 2009 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2016 5:05 pm
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Who's your Valentine and what are you going to give them this year? Perhaps drizzle some warm chocolate down your naked body? Shave a heart into your special spot? Maybe you'll get your Real Doll a "dick in a box?" We want to see it!
In this photo contest, we challenge you to show us your most creative Valentine's day gift. Be funny, be naughty but most of all be original. Props are welcome, so be creative! But remember, no people other than the member may appear in the photo i.e. photos must be of MEMBERS ONLY. For handles designated as Couples and Groups, all of the parties who are part of that couple or group may all appear. We know this sucks, but it's a legal thing! And remember ‒ no animals or !
We'll award the best, the sexiest and most creative photos. To enter, post a comment here containing your photo.
You don't need to put your handle in the photo, but please take and post original pictures.
Remember, if you can find it on the internet, so can we! Cheaters will be deleted!
You can post as many photos as you like, but you can't win multiple times.
The deadline to enter is Monday, February 9th at 11:59 a.m. (PST).
How to enter the My Funny Valentine Contest:
1. Snap your most creative Valentine's photo, and save it as a .jpg or .gif.
2. Upload the image - just click "Browse" next to the photo/icon section when you go to Add a Reply. You'll be able to upload a photo directly from your computer.
3. Add your Valentine's greeting in the text box.
4. Click the "Post" button. It's that easy!
The LesbianPersonals staff will then review the entries, and the 10 finalists will be announced on Tuesday, February 10th. Members will have until Monday, February 16th at 11:59 a.m. to pick their favorite. Winners will be announced later that day!
How to vote for one of the finalists: Next to each entry is a round "radio" button. Click the radio button next to your favorite entry to cast your vote.
2. Each member is allowed to vote once per poll.
3. The finalists receiving the most votes will win.
Specific Contest Rules:
1. All original photos must adhere to the Photo Guidelines.
2. Original photos may not be digitally enhanced or altered.
3. All entries must be submitted by Monday, February 9th at 11:59 a.m. (PST).
4. All votes must be cast between Tuesday, February 10th and Monday, February 16th at 11:59 a.m. (PST).
6. General Contest Rules apply.
7. Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be disqualified and can be deleted without notice.
Prizes for this contest are:
First prize: 1-year Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs
Second prize: 6-month Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs
Third prize: 3-month Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs
All finalists will also receive 500 points.
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Naughty Carol Contest Winners!
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Posted:Dec 30, 2008 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2011 6:26 pm
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Thanks for all the entries. They were fucking brilliant. We were laughing so hard at some points that it hurt to breath. This was one of the funniest contests we’ve ever seen and loved all the entries.
For this contest the editorial team at LesbianPersonals chose the winners. It was not easy, and almost everyone in the company had a favorite.
OK, drumroll….Here are the top 3 winners:
1st Place - WonDumFok
To the tune of “Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow”
Oh the face on that b!tch is frightful
But her thighs look so delightful
And since I’ve sunk this Fok’in low
I'll find a Ho, find a Ho, find a Ho
Well it doesn’t show signs of a vice sting
And I’ve taken off and hidden my weddin’ ring
The streets lights are turned way down low
I’ll find Ho, find a Ho, find a Ho
When we finally agree on a price
How I hate giving money to the b!tch
But if that Ho really Foks me right
I won’t have to worry about d!ck itch
My time with this won is quickly passing
And my sperm count is still amassing
But as long as I’ve got the dough
I’ll find another Ho, another Ho, another Ho
2nd Place - BandK2008
Cum she told me , real deep in my bum
Do not stop fucking me, real deep in my bum
A real big dick I need, real deep in my bum
I want to feel your seed, real deep in bum, give me some rum, to make it numb.
Sexy Lover, real deep in her bum
I came so hard for her, real deep in her bum
3rd Place - Cozy_Red
He tries to hold out,
he squeezes the head!
She's holding real still,
ain’t shaking the bed,
but Santa Claus is cumming too soon.
He cums when he is fucking,
or just alone in bed.
He cannot hold his jism back;
he's wantin' her to lick the head!
So you better watch out,
you'll wont get your nut!
You'll just end in drips,
and be Santa’s lil slut,
while Santa Claus keeps cumming too soon.
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Naughty Carol Contest
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Posted:Dec 11, 2008 4:47 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:55 am
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Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Hairy ones and shaved!
Oh what fun it is to post
My cock online today!
A day or two ago
I found a dating site
I wanted to get laid–
Preferably that night!
They quizzed me on my brains,
Emotions, and romance,
But I don't care about those things
I just want to drop my pants! Oh…
-ALT.com member masterlorelei
Now it's your turn! The LesbianPersonals elves are challenging you to pen a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and erotic DVDs!
Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt ‒ but keep it under 100 words! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we!
Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Monday, December 29th at 11:59 a.m. (PDT).
The team at LesbianPersonals will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Tuesday, December 30th.
Prizes for this contest are:
First prize: 1-year Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs
Second prize: 6-month Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs First prize: 3-month Gold membership, LesbianPersonals T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs
Specific Contest Rules:
1. All entries must adhere to the Terms.
2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and be100 words or less. Entries longer than 100 words may be deleted without notice, so be sure to save a copy of your story.
3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed.
4. All entries must be submitted by Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:59 a.m. (PDT).
5. General apply.
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Winners of the XXXmas Card Contest!
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Posted:Dec 10, 2008 1:40 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2009 1:08 pm
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Seasons' greetings indeed! The entries in our Phase 1 of The XXXmas Card Contest is now OVER sure made us dream of, um, sugar canes and (lace) stockings! Here are the festive winners and runners-up:
Best Woman's Card
1st place is red96z71, winner of a 1-year Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
Runner-up is schotzee2001, who won a six-month Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
Best Man's Card
1st place is heldl1965, winner of a 1-year Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
Runner-up is pictureman6911, who won a six-month Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
Best TS/TG/TV/CD Card
1st place is Hollydee, winner of a 1-year Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
Runner-up is hot_thong4u, who won a six-month Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
Best Couple's Card
1st place is MarioAndPeach, winner of a 1-year Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
Runner-up is GatorL7, who won a six-month Gold membership and an LesbianPersonals T-shirt.
The winners' accounts will be upgraded shortly. Congratulations to the winners, the runners-up, the finalists and thanks to all the participants for making this a sexier season!
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