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Posted:May 29, 2012 4:39 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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Question. If I donate my sperms, then how many days will it last, if no one uses them?
Answer. A few hours but the sperm bank will expect you to masturbate and provide it to them immediately.
Be a donor...
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Any real woman
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Posted:May 29, 2012 1:19 am
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2015 3:56 am
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Are there any ladies for real.. who need real fun out here in City??? all i feel is fakers out there....
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Up n Down
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Posted:Sep 4, 2011 11:08 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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Power and Boobs are always Pressed.......
Difficulties and Penis always stand anywhere and anytime......
Luck and Bra can open anytime anywhere....
and the top of all is
Shares and panty can go down anytime......
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REasons to Drink while at work....
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Posted:Aug 30, 2011 4:36 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol:
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
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Peice of Shit!!!! :))
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Posted:Aug 30, 2011 4:18 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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At school little Johnny learns about medicines.
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: Tylenol?
Very good! And what is it used for?
It is used for headache.
The second pupil said: Nytol
Excellent. And what it is used for?
To help you sleep
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: Viagra
"Johnny. What is it used for?"
I think it can be used for diarrhea.
Who told you this? "Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father "take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder"
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Suspect......
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Posted:Aug 30, 2011 4:13 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Boobs."
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Strong Oldie.... :)
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Posted:Aug 30, 2011 4:10 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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Two old drunks were chatting in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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Only 12 Erections....!!!!! :)
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Posted:Aug 30, 2011 4:08 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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Mr Smith was having problems with his Unit, His wife made an appointment to see the doctor. After some test's the doctor came into the examination room with the medical report.
"Well Mr. Smith" said the Doctor, "I have some bad news"
"What is it" Asked Mr. Smith.
The doctor looked at the report and said.
"Well I'm afraid your penis has only 12 erections left in it, After that your penis will be useless"
Leaving the doctors office Mr. Smith walked slowly home thinking what to do.
Upon opening the door to his house his wife was there waiting for him.
"What did the doctor say she asked"
" He said that my penis only has 12 erections left and after that it will be useless" Mr. Smith said with a frown.
"Well we will have to make a list of things to do for sex before it becomes useless" Mrs. Smith said.
" I did make a list on the walk home and your not on it"
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Love Bites-2
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Posted:Aug 10, 2011 2:09 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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Anal is the height of Penetration. There's nothing beyond anal fucking in sex... what you people say????
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love bites-1
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Posted:Aug 10, 2011 2:08 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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69 is the best forplay which gives fun and excitement to both the partners..
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Above Sex!!!
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Posted:Aug 10, 2011 2:06 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 12:16 am
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They say... Sex is heavenly act. Ther's nothing beyond sex in life. ,What do you all think??? Is Sex the highest fun act to do or is there any thing above sex, which give more pleasure than sex????
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MATHEMATICS TEACHER..........
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Posted:Aug 25, 2010 5:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2015 7:50 am
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He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, ''Now that's addition.'' And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, ''Now that's subtraction.'' Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, ''That's multiplication.'' Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that three blocks away and said, ''That's long division!''
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