Looking for some sexual fun...of course (why would you be here if you weren't? You'll need contact me if interested because I can't figure out all the different requirements that everybody has (I'll be versatile so just let me know. I don't have a bunch of pics posted since some people like nude pics while others find it offensive and will write you off immediately...?) and I know that women get deluged with emails to the point that they don't bother answering them...and I'm no Brad Pitt to boot so... I'm not here to compete with anybody, especially supermodels and dreamland fantasies, and despite my surly sounding rant I'm a genuinely nice guy (which might be a strike against me with the ladies), but I just want to get laid at least once in a while just like everybody else. So, here's to hoping that someday someone else on AF, who doesn't have too many requirements and doesn't live all the way over in Germany (yes, I'm referring to fake flirts which is all I get), might want to have some fun with a guy. Sure, I realize that could be hoping for too much but cut me some slack 'cause I know that other people are having sex all the time hence the reason for being on a site like AF. Be aware that as the years go by I may be out of practice but WTF, it's sex, right? Anyway, have your secretary email my secretary and we'll do lunch sometime.

My Ideal Person As you know it can be kind of slim pickins' not being in a large city and in an area that has more churches than the bible belt, so let me know what you've got and we can go from there...that is if you're up for some in-person adult fun.