New lingerie, but so few opportunities to show it off....

My Ideal Person Looking for a smart, sexy, fun FWB w/UNATTACHED men. UNATTACHED means SINGLE - sorry, but it seems like I need to make that clear....

I think the mind is the sexiest organ of all, so I really like to click with someone, since that makes it hottest of all. And no - I'm not looking for a relationship, just a mental sparring partner that's interesting and enjoys laughing as much as everything else.

So that means pictures of your cock, no matter how 'good enough to eat' they are, aren't going to be what gets me to answer. Emails that demonstrate a real, live, thinking human being with a measure of wit and intelligence will catch my attention. By rote emails go right next to the filtered ones in the circular file.

As for clicking with someone: I usually get off mentally with folks younger than I. Not looking for a 'boy toy', although this Mrs. Robinson has had the pleasure of the company of 30-somethings and won't rule them out again... Oh, my no - DEFINITELY wouldn't rule it out again with the *right* 30-something. Mid 30's to 40's seems to be the sweet spot though...

And speaking of filters - sorry guys, but we're all wired to be attracted to certain things. I don't match the desires of 3/4 of the people who drop by and I don't expect I'll overcome their preference. You shouldn't either and it has nothing to do with you personally. We're turned on by what we're turned on by. So please don't. I feel bad when I open those emails... If we don't match on the majority of profile elements, I likely won't answer.

Things I didn't used to get and REALLY crave now: long foreplay sessions and good kissing.... The list of things I *won't* do is far shorter than what I think is fun. How about you?

To answer your last questions: yes, I'm real. Yes, they're real. yes, I've done this before. No, I'm not interested in collecting a million notches on the bed post, just a few good people that would be equally fun to hang with outside the bedroom...

What do I do outside the bedroom? I'm new to the area, so I'm exploring. I like hiking and biking, weightlifint, exercise. Figuring out the live music here. Museums, festivals. Really, open to most things for experience at least once. I love to laugh - making up for lost time on that. And sarcasm is just another benefit I offer.

The usual disclaimer: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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