My Ideal Person:
please do not email me or wink or flirt with me if you fall into any of the following categories
the 30 minute rule is because i cant drive further then 30 minutes with out being in so much pain i would need a nap and not be able to do anything once i got there. And I don't entertain people here at my place because i have a teenager who will not let me have a moments privacy. And don't tell me you would do all the driving because after doing all the driving all the time and not being able to be together alone.. ever.. you would get tired of all that driving just for conversation.

so again i say please do not email me or wink or flirt with me if you fall into any of the following categories

if you are farther away then a 30 minute drive from me
if you are married
if you are attached
if you have a girlfriend
if you are NOT WHITE (must be white)
if you are younger then 41 years old
if you are older then 52 years old
if your ego is bigger then your dick
if you think you are all that
if you are not circumcised
if you want a no strings attached relationship
if you want a friends with benefits thing
if you want a fuck buddy
if you are a smoker
if you are a heavy drinker
if you do illegal drugs
if you smoke pot
if you are shorter then 5'9" tall
if you are taller then 6'7" tall
if your belly sticks out farther then your Dicky do
if you only like large breasted women
if you are looking for another notch on your bedpost

And if you think you are the exception to any of the rules your NOT

and then there is always no chemistry thing going on that will make me say NO THANK YOU to 99.99% of all men who do meet all the other criteria.

so basically.. just don't bother i am not worth your time and effort there is always gonna be some one better for you out there then me.

So after being off the site for a few months i still feel the same way and men cant read at all.. this profile says DO NOT EMAIL OR FLIRT OR WINK AT ME if you fall into any of the above categories but you all seem to think that doesn't mean you or that you need to tell me off for putting all this on my profile well don't bother like i said.. i am not worth your time unless you get off on a good argument which i have found a lot of you love to argue that a good lay will solve all my problems.. well sex isn't a cure for anything all it does it make me another notch on someones bedpost so i am not interested.