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Would you could you in a boat ?  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
5/22/2018 5:11 pm

Last Read:
5/25/2018 7:28 pm

Would you could you in a boat ?

Every now and then I come across a picture on this here fuck site that I want to post in my blog and talk about . I say to myself "they posted it on here so it's okay that I post it in my blog on the same site" but I know that's shenanigans so I don't do it . But I try to talk myself into it .

That's pretty cut and dry but what's less clear to me is that once in a great while I see a picture I like (you know the way I mean) and I save it to my PC . That's probably not cool either . In fact that's probably worse because then if someone access my machine they could get that picture and post it all over creation . Although I guess I could do that anyway . Huh . I wonder why anyone does post pictures of their naked nude no-clothes genitals on here when anyone could take them and plaster them all over the place .



I watched a bit of some random crummy action movie the other day and I was reminded that every super tough action chick at some point employs the same move - the flying head scissors (aka the flying butt pliers) . And I assume the reason for this is because the super tough action chick is also super sexy sexy sex chick and they need to put in a scene where she wraps her legs around a guy's head because that's sexy sexy time AND violence time which is of course that the men want .



She may look harmless but that belt is a secret weapon with which she can defeat and entire army of trained soldiers - all without mussing her hair !

I use to often complain that having 90 pound supermodels as fighters in movies was stupid but then I saw the only real girlfight I've ever seen and it was pretty prissy princess girl against a really rough looking beast of a woman and pretty princess destroyed her . It was a shocking turn of events . So that shut my mouth about that .

Even the Black Widow has done it - in EVERY Marvel movie she's been in - and she's gotten relatively fair shake when it comes to action girl stuff .



The point is if a dude ever comes at you jump up and throw your pussy in his face . Even if it doesn't work you can sue Marvel Studios and they have deep pockets these days .

There's probably a joke in there about men's ineptitude at cunnilingus but I can't find it .

BOOM , meta-joke bitches !!!!

The other takeaway I had from that movie was just how silly fight scenes were back in the day . You got two muscled-up douchbags throwing the most ridiculous haymakers and roundhouse kicks at each other like two bears fighting over a salmon .

Did I ever tell you about my Abenaki friend Salmon Two Bears ? He was a good dude .

Anyway , while I mostly detest MMA I guess I do have to give them credit for pushing a SMALL amount of realism into movie fights . Which is apparently a thing I care about I'm just now realizing ? Man , what I am 14 ?

Yes , in many ways I am .

But on the plus side I have a wondering singing voice . So it balances out .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
5/22/2018 5:13 pm

Next time someone's getting all up on your about banging and you're not having it say unto them "Put your junk in airplane mode pal" . It doesn't 100% make sense , but I think it could catch on .

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/22/2018 5:34 pm

Yes, in a boat.
Without my coat.
Down my throat.
Forget the goat.

You can post other's pics with permission.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 5/23/2018 4:49 pm:
Yeah , I did that once , did NOT go well - one of the few posts I've deleted

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/22/2018 7:52 pm

A wondering singing voice? So you sing songs like Runaway by Del Shannon?


40Deuce replies on 5/23/2018 4:50 pm:
No , Stevie Wonder's entire catalog

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
5/23/2018 5:13 pm

Also, if that lady's boobs happen to be fake, they have my seal of approval for actually looking pretty realistic.


40Deuce replies on 5/25/2018 7:28 pm:
I'll tweet her and ask

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