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Ghostly Love  

easylay3x 65M  
1822 posts
4/29/2008 4:54 am

Last Read:
5/5/2008 4:59 am

Ghostly Love


A professor at the university is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many of you believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Billy raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, ", in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student responds with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. When he reaches the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Billy, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

"Shit!” Billy replies. “From way back thar I thought you said "goats!"

~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~

"The older the buck, the stiffer the horn."

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.


rm_mm0206 76F
7758 posts
4/29/2008 5:52 am


easylay3x replies on 4/29/2008 2:34 pm:
M ~ How does one respond to an emoticon? I'm a bit more verbal than that. ~ S

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
4/30/2008 2:57 am

Smiles Love.

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easylay3x replies on 4/30/2008 4:36 am:
V ~ Back atcha, sweetie. ~ S

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