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Blogs > easylay3x > Screwing and Smiling

More Stupidity  

easylay3x 65M  
1822 posts
7/4/2007 5:53 am

Last Read:
7/10/2007 1:45 pm
More Stupidity

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a 's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

Ouch!!!!
~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~

"The older the buck, the stiffer the horn."

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
doitrite08 67F
23 posts
7/4/2007 10:03 am

 Thank You for making my day and making me laugh... Just goes to show you sometime the smarter they are the dumber they really are...

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use.".....this one is scary....

Keep Posting....


easylay3x replies on 7/4/2007 2:37 pm:
D - Baby, Philly isn't that far away. We could laugh. Together. In person. - S

Msboobsy 70F
5972 posts
7/4/2007 5:31 pm

 S, thanks once again for the laughs. Made my day. Keep them coming and of course cumming. D


easylay3x replies on 7/6/2007 1:02 am:
And many thanks to you, Boobsie! - S

FlirtyFemale75 48F
Ask me for a photo

7/6/2007 11:32 am

 omg-too weird!!!!where do you come up with these-lol. hey sexy man i have warning labels too(lmfao).ty for once again the giggles you're the best.kissesssssssss


easylay3x replies on 7/10/2007 12:30 am:
FF - One can only imagine what your warning labels say! - S

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/6/2007 1:35 pm

 You made my day Sexy... Please keep it coming!

V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


easylay3x replies on 7/10/2007 12:29 am:
V - Thank you, baby. - S

underdaradar1973 72F
39 posts
7/9/2007 3:27 pm

 Looking at you photo is like saying look but do not touch. Does that mean it is like glass and it might break or can you touch and it not break.

1hotmama1946


easylay3x replies on 7/10/2007 12:27 am:
1H - Huh? - S

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