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Sexual inadequacies...  A mate shared a story with me that pushed the "HUH" factor....         . . .  . . . . MajorEasy's Blog... There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting...... |
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Seems my mate found himself a girlfriend...we met up for dinner, the 3 of us...and she appears to be nice and friendly...sane...but here's the catch... He related how they met....the first time round... It was 3 years ago...they made contact in LesbianPersonals...and had a one time fling...he liked her and asked for round 2, but she declined...saying honestly, that sex between them wasn't good...it was so crap in fact, that she didn't want another go at it... Fair enough... (Heh heh heh...please understand how painful it must have been for me mate to tell me this...  )Anyway...they stopped talking to each other and we can fast forward 3 years... A few months ago, they hooked up again...through some company function....and she agreed to lunch, then dinner and the rest, shall we say...is history...they became an item...to me, they looked rather happy together too... According to him, she is still unhappy about their sex life...and on his part, he cannot, for the life of him, understand what is wrong...so he hit me for a favour....check with her and get feedback.... Alrighty....personally, methinks this is not the correct makings of a relationship...but what the heck do I know?!?!  He took off after dessert...claiming another appointment, when in actual fact going to the pub around the corner to set up chilled beers while waiting for me and some information...meanwhile, she and I were left to order coffee... We chatted about plenty of things...and I had trouble steering the conversation to her sex life with her new man...so....I did what any respectable LesbianPersonals member would do...I said I heard that she was a member... Heh heh...sometimes, a person's demeanour can expose her value system...she blushed and almost dropped her cup...  I told her to relax...I'm a member...and the reason I brought it up is so we can chat more frankly... It turned into a 15 minutes interrogation...what's my handle, how long have I been around etc...fine....I'm not ashamed to be in here....I played along... Long story short...I got round to asking her why she met my mate once and never considered a second round...she hummed and hawed...but eventually, she shed some light on the subject... Seems me mate has the smallest penis she had ever seen...plus he doesn't go down on her, and he doesn't put her pleasure very high up on the list. She gives him 8/10 for enthusiasm, but everything else rated below 3/10... I was speechless...I dare not ask why she would even consider being his girlfriend then... After I thought long and hard (heh heh...pun intended...  ) about what not to say...I asked her if she thought, well, hoped, that she can slowly change him...you know...like a pet project?!?! : She said no...she's not so hung up on sex anymore...she's happy to have a guy care for and about her...he's a nice guy, she said more than once...I know, he's me mate, remember?? We talked for another few minutes...and I took my leave...had to go really, for I know my mate will finish the beers if I don't show up soon... As I walked to the pub...I marveled at her attitude...she is above average looking, smart, articulate....surely surely surely, not lacking in men wanting her if she allowed it....why then...why would she settle??? Is sex really that unimportant to her?? Hardly, if it were so, she wouldn't have stuck around LesbianPersonals...is he really such a nice guy?? Perhaps, but I haven't noticed any change in him in the last 3 years; which means she would have met him as a nice guy to begin with...did they suddenly connect at some spiritual level?? Maybe...but surely she could find something like that if she was willing to go with with different guys... (Personally, I still firmly believe that she's hoping that she can change him... )There is no pleasant way a guy can tell his friend that the friend has the smallest penis in the world, or that he sucks at sex....just not done... So...when I grabbed that cold draft as I sat down beside him...I asked him this... Mate, what do you think of licking pussies?? He frowned...then went "Yuck...." Nuff said...I took a large swallow, and started talking about Inter Milan and Jose Mourinho... To be fair...I did hint to him all that she said...though I'm not sure it helped...she had to be the one talking for it to make any impact... I did my part...and I have a feeling he's going to hit me for another favour soon...  ...I just hope he doesn't ask for a demonstration... Women... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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I assume you are asking for her handle in here.... ...honestly sweetie....I haven't a clue... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Sweetie...I think the point was, they didn't and never lasted very long... But seriously though...I'm not so sure...they looked quite happy together...sure, both have some self-enforced limitations...but we're all similar in some way...live and let live?? They just got together so it's still the honeymoon phase...let's give them some time... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Heh heh heh...my darling...you ARE one of a kind...and yes, you may be a freak of nature...as Barry White so prophetically put it... "I know there's only, only one like you There's no way they could have made two" And to throw in my own sentiment...using Barry again... "And with you I've found so many things A love so new only you could bring Can't you see it's you You make me feel this way You're like a fresh morning dew, on a brand new day..." Anyway...she must see something in him...don't ask me what though...I haven't the foggiest....understand that if I was a woman, I probably wouldn't go out with me...so that's the extent of my 'man-rating' skill... Darling oh darling....I'm so close to your requirements...I'm nice, loving, nurturing, faithful, funny...but sadly I fall on the last hurdle... I'll admit I do not fuck like a porn star....they always rush when licking their women, and hard as I tried, I couldn't just lick a woman for a minute and proceed to mount her violently...I like my women to let me know when they've had enough licking and I treat women more gently (unless they ask me to purposely get rough with them...)...  ...personality flaws there I'm afraid...  My princess, if you decide to wait for that perfect man to appear...methinks you'll have a rather long wait....what say you if I sit by your side while you waited?? Would that be cool with you??  . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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