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Men, women, warped views...  Finally...have time to compile my unofficial polling data...         . . .  . . . . MajorEasy's Blog... There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting...... |
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I checked, polled and spoke with 19 guys and 17 girls about the following... My results are by no means rock solid...perhaps I asked in an incorrect manner, maybe my timing was wrong, I could even have stuffed it up when I used some questions as follow-ups instead of the main...whatever...here's the findings... 1)...Free and easy...I used Pamela Anderson for women and Edison for men (hahahaha...in case some readers don't know...Edison is not the inventor...but a HK movie actor who recorded himself having sex with quite a few female stars...famous ones too...) Women generally felt Pam is just a slut...name calling was the order of the day...not one single woman had anything good to say about Pam...the closest to being positive was actually a neutral "it's her life...but..." Otherwise, 16 out of 17 were disgusted by Pam and would be horrified to be liken to or be associated with her... Men on the other hand, as we all know, are different...only 1 out of 19 stated that he had lost respect for Edison...the others had nothing but strong words for him...like...'He's the MAN"..."My hero"...he's the luckiest guy on earth"..."WOW!!"...etc... Perhaps those same guys might be (act) less enthusiastic in front of ladies, but with another man...it's nudge nudge...eye brows wiggling...admiration oozing out of every pore... 2) Flip over...reverse of the above... Women again mostly showed disdain..one would sleep with Edison because he's a somewhat well known celebrity...1 might sleep with him because he must have something to offer since so many female stars rolled on his bed...the other 15 all would rather die than be within earshot of the guy...  Men...somewhat surprisingly...didn't all jump at the chance of bedding Pam...3 say no thanks...2 gave no reasons (I don't fancy her, so I said no too...)...one said depends...and the other 15 would trip over themselves to get in line if she came calling...the least enthusiastic one said...why not??  3) Massage gone awry...what if a simple massage went the sexual route...conditions: the person performing the massage is someone you do not know, ie meeting for the first time...and no sex involved...purely manual stimulation...and obviously a man massaging the ladies and vice versa... Women were divided here...7 would just lie back and enjoy it...(disclaimer, 4 actually stated that they need to at least like the guy...)..2 said don't know...guess it depends, if Brad Pitt was the one massaging them, they might be persuaded...and 8 said they would actually stop the guy...they are uncomfortable being touched intimately by strangers... Men were slightly confused...almost all asked if they'd be charged extra (guess this shows how far equality still has to go...)...if yes then the price might affect their decision...hahahahahaha...alrighty...I allowed them a freebie...and surprisingly, 4 said no thanks...hand job's not their thing apparently...  ...the rest would allow nature to take its course...heh heh heh..another why not right??  4) Caught in the act...if one was going great guns at DIY and a stranger walked in on them (highly unlikely I know...but we must allow some scope for polling. ...)...and of course, a man walks in on women and vice versa...would they continue if the person says please carry on...assumption is this person is not totally unattractive...follow up on this is, how embarrassed would you be after...Women...hmmmm...strange bunch really...6 said no way jose...4 said they would if they were really close to the big O...and 7 said no problemo...  10 women said they wouldn't lose sleep over it...the rest all said they would worry if the person knows them or someone they know...but otherwise...they'd get over it... Men...the gung ho gender...heh heh heh...8 said they would continue...1 said he would if and only if she joins in...and a whopping 10 people said no...they just couldn't... 15 men said they would laugh it off, but probably would feel embarrassed for a little while...3 said they would not dwell on it... and one suggested he might need therapy...  5) Skinny dip...if you were with a group of friends of the opposite gender...and everyone decided to go swimming at a deserted beach...you are the only one without a swim suit...would you go skinny dipping while the others wore their stuff... Women all said no...well...one said if the group is not too large...say three guys max...she might... Men...I thought would all do it...nooo...only 12 said they would...the others are rather shy...hahahahaha...one guy actually said he would only do it if all the women present would also go in nude...good answer...  6) Betray a friend...for love might I add...if a good friend has a new partner that you really fancied...and that partner indicated that there is no future for them and wishes to hook up with you...would you accept this person?? And the follow up here is, would you tell you good friend first or see if the relationship can blossom first?? Women are divided here again...8 said they might...if they really think the guy is the one for them...6 said depends...if they know their good friend is unhappy in the relationship then they would...and the remaining 3 said no... The follow up went to only 14 girls...well...I had no idea...but 9 said they wouldn't want to put their good friend in an awkward position so they will let the guy do the telling...3 said they would inform their friend first and ask for her blessings before proceeding...and 2 said they would only tell the friend after a few dates and find that the guy is worth it...  Men are as expectedly more of a herd animal...16 said no way...2 said maybe...if the friend said it's ok...and one guy said (the same bloody guy...) why not?? The follow up fell flat...but I posed it anyway...and not surprisingly...18 said they would tell their good friend first before even deciding on whether they would go for the first date...the idiot, (sorry mate if you're reading...but I said it to your face as well right?? )...said he wouldn't tell...see how it goes first was his reply...7) Unknown betrayal...the same situation as before...except...you didn't know that this person is seeing your good friend...and after 3-4 dates, you find out that this person is the person your good friend had been telling you about...what would you do?? *peculiar results here considering the above...but hey...humans are strange...I mean STRANGE* Women are united on this one...they would all tell the friend...5 said they might fight to keep the guy, and the others all said they would boot the guy out if the friend is upset... Men on the other hand were rather less forward with their answers...most had quite a few questions...anyhoo...12 would try to pacify their friend but would want to keep her (it's been 4 dates, most of them said...must be quite worth it...)...the other 7 would step away if the friend still wants her...4 would tell the friend and 3 wouldn't... And so...that's what I've found out...anyone has other answer?? Or anyone has other questions to pose?? It's not easy coming up with reasonable questions, so any help is appreciated... What say you??  . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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*Chuckles Evilly* Can't think of any questions BUT it's a good thing that you didn't ask me any of the questions. Just for grins and giggles my answers are below. 1. It's her life, what she does with it is her choice. I wouldn't necessarily make the same choices she has but I don't have the information necessary to judge whether her choices seemed "right" for her at the time or not. 2. Never heard of the guy so have no opinion other than that I wouldn't hop in the sack with him. 3. I wouldn't be having a massage to start with. 4. I would carry on whether I had "permission" to or not. No guilt either. 5. If I am with a group of friends at the lake and we are going swimming... we're doing the skinny dipping thing. LOL 6. Nope. Wouldn't touch that one. Sorry. I think too much of my female friends to be messing with their men. 7. I'd walk away from the relationship with the "new guy".
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*Chuckles Evilly* Can't think of any questions BUT it's a good thing that you didn't ask me any of the questions. Just for grins and giggles my answers are below. 1. It's her life, what she does with it is her choice. I wouldn't necessarily make the same choices she has but I don't have the information necessary to judge whether her choices seemed "right" for her at the time or not. 2. Never heard of the guy so have no opinion other than that I wouldn't hop in the sack with him. 3. I wouldn't be having a massage to start with. 4. I would carry on whether I had "permission" to or not. No guilt either. 5. If I am with a group of friends at the lake and we are going swimming... we're doing the skinny dipping thing. LOL 6. Nope. Wouldn't touch that one. Sorry. I think too much of my female friends to be messing with their men. 7. I'd walk away from the relationship with the "new guy".  Thanks for playing sweeite... So you concur with most of the other women's views then...cool... Just one question my dear...why wouldn't you get a massage?? Cheers again...  . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Thanks for playing sweeite... So you concur with most of the other women's views then...cool... Just one question my dear...why wouldn't you get a massage?? Cheers again... He also won't let me visit a Chiropractor. I have a disease where my bones are literally dying in my spine and hips so he doesn't want me to visit either one for fear of damage being done.
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That's easy... Doctor's orders. He also won't let me visit a Chiropractor. I have a disease where my bones are literally dying in my spine and hips so he doesn't want me to visit either one for fear of damage being done. Sorry to hear though...hope it doesn't affect you too much...btw...have you ever tried foot massage?? surely that's tolerable?? Since you're the only one 'playing' at the moment...care to elaborate on #4?? You wouldn't mind him just watching?? Would you invite him to join in? . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Alrighty...that's cleared up then... Sorry to hear though...hope it doesn't affect you too much...btw...have you ever tried foot massage?? surely that's tolerable?? Since you're the only one 'playing' at the moment...care to elaborate on #4?? You wouldn't mind him just watching?? Would you invite him to join in? I figure it's my house (or whatever) ... if someone walks in they can DEAL with what they see/hear or they can leave. Would I ask him to join me? That's more difficult. Possibly... would depend on if he was a complete stranger or not.
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I've survived for 32 years with it... I figure that I will survive another 60 or so with it. My feet are extremely ticklish... but yes I have had them massaged a few times. I figure it's my house (or whatever) ... if someone walks in they can DEAL with what they see/hear or they can leave. Would I ask him to join me? That's more difficult. Possibly... would depend on if he was a complete stranger or not. Hahahahahahaha....I can just imagine the following conversation... "Err Mdm, why didn't you report the the break-in when it happened?" "Well, officer...I was otherwise occupied at the time...my hands were busy, you see...and I was so close...." "Weren't you worried what he might do??" "He can deal with it his own way...I just needed to come..." "But...there's this stranger person in your room..." "Yup...that's the key word...MY room...he can leave if he doesn't like it..." "O...K....and you say he joined in??" "Yup...eventually...one hour later...that's when I called you guys..." Perhaps it's woman power...but if I got a walk-in...not sure I could get the mood back to continue...  (Have you seen 'Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind'?? It's listed as one of the most humiliating experience of his life... )Cheers sweetie...you're a gem!! . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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The reality is that I am the only house on a private road and have enough pets so that people who know me aren't brave enough to just walk in (the dogs will lick ya to death)... and people who don't know me can't find me. Hell people who DO know me have a hard time finding the road (it's kind of hidden). In other words... Out here in the woods where I live I'm fairly "safe". Oh and the convo with the police is more likely to go like this... P: Someone broke into your house and you didn't call us immediately? M: Nah. I was a little busy at the time. P: Doing what? Oh wait, we're talking about YOU... don't bother to answer that. (As I smile wickedly.) M: He's out in the kennel if you would follow the brown streak and take out the trash I would appreciate it. P: You know Ely, one day you're going to get yourself in trouble. M: Yep, I probably will but today wasn't that day.
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The reality is that I am the only house on a private road and have enough pets so that people who know me aren't brave enough to just walk in (the dogs will lick ya to death)... and people who don't know me can't find me. Hell people who DO know me have a hard time finding the road (it's kind of hidden). In other words... Out here in the woods where I live I'm fairly "safe". Oh and the convo with the police is more likely to go like this... P: Someone broke into your house and you didn't call us immediately? M: Nah. I was a little busy at the time. P: Doing what? Oh wait, we're talking about YOU... don't bother to answer that. (As I smile wickedly.) M: He's out in the kennel if you would follow the brown streak and take out the trash I would appreciate it. P: You know Ely, one day you're going to get yourself in trouble. M: Yep, I probably will but today wasn't that day. I'll be honest sweetie...the thing that caught my full attention is the line..."...will lick ya to death...".. ...miserably, I discovered that it's dogs you're talking about... I have two dogs myself...so I understand the kind of loving licks instead of the loving licks I was thinking... Hahahahaha...if I lived in as private / remote a house as you and someone walked in while I was doing a great job on myself...methinks embarrassment is not the first thing I'd worry about...reaching for my shotgun would be the first thing I'd do...the second thing would be hoping and praying that my oily hands wouldn't drop the dang thing and shoot myself... That way...I'd have two weapons pointing at her... Then I'd say... "Do you feel lucky?? Well...do ya??"... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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