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The Ultimate SEX machine...
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The Ultimate SEX machine...  Thought I've seen it all...but truly fantastic to be proved wrong...          . . .  . . . . MajorEasy's Blog... There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting...... |
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Met up with a lady this evening...just coffee, she insisted...fine...no worries...I can do that..  We had a long chat...turns out she's from Scotland...how about that??!!?? Her accent gave me a hard on and she'd only said "nice to meet you..."  Anyhoo...we got along like a barn on fire...she is cute, and sexy and articulate...only draw back...heh heh heh...she doesn't get my jokes...hahahahahahaha....she'd smile politely and I was dying inside...  Alrighty...I thought...pack up the subtle humour, and pour forth generic humour...worked a little better...she cracked a proper smile a couple of times...and once she loosened up...chatting became effortless...just not my usual laugh out loud sessions...  ...but we had fun...  Let's skip to the good part...I tried to explain this to her in person but she couldn't seem to fully grasp how good she is in the sack...so I'll write it here hoping my words can yield a better picture...and let the guys know that a goddess like this exists... She is, to me, the ultimate sex machine...she moves gracefully and knows what pleases her body...but I have to admit, I was a little freaked out for a bit...then it came good and the rest is written up on the record books... As per usual...we explored each other's body...I brought her over a few times with tongue and fingers...par for the course...nothing unusual...I was getting into the swing of things....she licked, sucked and rubbed like her life depended on it...still fairly normal stuff...then we moved onto the insertion phase...  She'd moan as I probe at her, prior to entry...she'd buck as I jabbed and rubbed...still prior to entry...and she exploded into orgasm as I entered her...okie...we're talking entry here folks...2-3 inches inside...max...when I slid in to the hilt...she was convulsing and jerking around...and she stopped me from pulling back out immediately...wait, she whispered hoarsely and frantically...  Kissed her for a minute or two while still fully inside her...her muscles milked me for the duration...and as she relaxed...I eased out...adjusting my posture for another try... Same-old...moaning at the probe...grunting and arching at jabbing...and full blown orgasm upon entry...  Heh heh heh...in case some of you read it wrong...I do NOT mind it...I was slightly freaked because I had never seen this before...twice in a row?? Surely, couldn't be a fake right?? Why would she fake it on entry?? The devil inside me said...pull fully out and do the re-entry...see what happens...  Hahahaha...I did this 8 more times...she came every single time...on entry...one orgasm more intense than the previous...WOW... ...this woman is the walking cure for premature ejaculation!!!! After that, I couldn't do it to her any more...she was covered in sweat...her eyes rolled back and she was fighting for air...any more, I feared, might trigger cardiac issues... I lay beside her...she showed her appreciation with warm slippery hugs and kisses...sighs and throaty moans signaled her complete satisfaction...and I hadn't even started yet... Okie...I know what you're thinking...Ultimate?? Fair enough...this woman is a rare find up to this point...but wait, there's more, way more...she is more spectacular than just coming on entries... She rolled onto me...and even she didn't reach for an entry...heh heh heh...fully aware of what will happen, I guess ...she eased downwards and took me into her mouth...I've been blown away blown away before...and this lady is good... The spectacular part came next...I usually hate it when a woman gives me head...and as I close in on pleasure zone, she stops, either distracted or thinks she's teasing me...it's extremely frustrating...in a bad way...  But this lady...let me say this...knows exactly what she's doing...she actually brings me right to the point...one more suck, a second more of licking, one more nudge with her lips and I'd be spurting??? She stops! Holding me upright with a thumb and finger...she moves on to kiss my thighs and balls...I'm just left there, throbbing and flexing...and...NOT coming...  Yet she knows...wait a second more than needed, and I'd get restless...so she wandered just long enough for my throbbing to subside...she starts up again...brings me right to the point of orgasm...I can even feel my balls tightening and sperms swimming up the tubes...she stops again... "False alarm guys," one sperm will tell the rest and they'd swim back to base...and what does she do?? Start up again... She did this for almost one hour...my little head was purple...I kid you not...and looked to me, around twice the size of its usual self...I was becoming delirious from the pleasure she was giving my body...at one point, I looked down...and did not recognize my own penis...it was that good...  And boy oh boy...when she finally brought me over...it was the most intense orgasm I had ever felt...no shit, literally...I felt my whole body tighten and then relaxed so suddenly...I thought I was going to shit myself on the bed...fortunately, a quick succession of swift sucks from her made me flinch just once more and my rectum tightened itself...hence preserved my frail dignity...what little was left... At many points during this ordeal, I wanted to beg her to finish me off...but she knew what she was doing...and I just went along for the ride...and...what...a....ride....!!! When I floated back to earth...my eyes met hers...and I wasn't sure which one of us needed medical attention more urgently... Usually, I enjoy the cuddle and chat after...this time..neither of us spoke...we just lay there nestled together...and I just enjoyed the tingles all over...we didn't even stir for another hour or so...  A woman who comes on entry...and can give head like this...oh...did I mention she has this distinct womenly scent??...Whatever flaws she might have (surely she must have some...)...this girl...might just be a keeper...   (This, my dearest, was what I was trying to tell you when I had no blood in my brain... ) . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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you're so lucky to meet her. Is she a member here also?
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you're so lucky to meet her. Is she a member here also? Yes mate...on both counts... Cheers for dropping by... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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No sweetie...no keepers for me... Just a figure of speech meaning I'd be calling her quite often...  . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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