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The urgency fallacy
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The urgency fallacy  Been thinking if I should tell this story...          . . .  . . . . MajorEasy's Blog... There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting...... |
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 Oh, what the hey...maybe some of youse can identify and associate with it...  Met a new lady and after coffee, we went for the usual one on one...  Perhaps we spent too long over coffee...or maybe it's because we sexually teased each other too much...we went in with a rush I've not known in quite a while...before the door closed, we were locking lips...clothes were off before we reached the bed... I managed to fumble the tin-foiled pack from my pocket...She snatched it from my hand, and with her mouth still stuck on mine...she pushed me down onto my back, rolled it on and impaled herself in a heartbeat...I was not in the mood to fight her off nor to slow things down... She pumped and slapped herself on me like I owed her money and I bucked back into her as if I hated having her on top...it was great while it lasted...but methinks...it was over within a few minutes...we were both panting and twitching from our exertions as we rolled away to take up one side of the large bed each... I held her one hand as my other arm rested on my forehead...and though I was thoroughly satisfied physically, an emptiness filled me as I stared up at the depressingly white ceiling...  ...which is more than I can say for that soggy piece of rubber still attached to my limp penis...She sighed deeply...and oddly, I can hear the contented smile in her sigh...so I exhaled my appreciation too... She rolled over and her grin stared down at me...I smiled back...weakly... What's wrong, she asked...concern oozed from her eyes... I shook my head... Her gaze hardened and insisted....so, with a heave of breath, I opened up... I didn't want it like that...I explained...don't get me wrong, it was great...but I would prefer it if the build up was more leisurely... What do you mean? She asked...more curious than annoyed, I hoped... I sat up beside her...tugged at and pulled off the wet slippery rubber...she handed me some tissue...her eyes still waited for more...daggers were at a ready to shoot if I dared utter the wrong thing… Having thought about what and how I should express myself...I realised there was no way I could say it correctly...not to a woman who just writhed and convulsed on top of me... She looked away...my guess is...slightly pissed... I moved in behind her...kissed her neck even as she tried to pull away..."let me show you what I mean..." I whispered into her right ear... With that, I nudged her down onto her back...took both her hands and held them down over her head with my left hand...her eyes flashed uncertainty... I straddled her hips...and leaned down to kiss her forehead... Close your eyes, I said softly...and she did... I kissed my way around her face...her eyelids, her nose...her top lip and then her bottom lip...I moved round to her one ear, then the other...sucked in her earlobe...and then kissed down her neck to her collar bone area... She started to breathe harder and I kissed her mouth for a while...savouring her soft and supple tongue...her nipples rose and rubbed against my chest, but reluctantly, I had to break the contact... My kisses went on the road again as I move over her chin, down her throat and onto her chest...I kissed, sucked and licked around her breasts...missing out on her nipples altogether...her body trembled and she loudly sucked air in as I moved around slowly... With her arms above her head…her armpits were presented totally to me…I kissed around the bottom arc of her left breasts and licked and sucked my way back up…right onto her left armpit…she tasted slightly salty there and her body jerked when I sucked… Moving along…I kissed my way back across her chest…over each breast and down onto her other armpit… By the time I sucked on this other armpit…her body was thrashing lightly like she was struggling…I licked my way back upslope…and locked my lips onto her right nipple…her back stiffened and a loud groan came out from her lungs…and using her nipple as volume control, I could make her groan louder or softer depending on how much suction I applied…  I released her hands as . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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 Oh Shite....heh heh heh...sorry sweetie...sorry everyone...  Thought I'd put the whole story up in one go...you know...kinda tired of putting them up in parts and find that no one reads them after a few posts.... Guess the site had other ideas....heh heh heh...and that's teaching me to check my work...no more post and forget....  So sorry...will try to add the next part after this... 100000000000000000000000 apologies..... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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(cont...unintended...) I released her hands as I needed my left hand…her poor left nipple was neglected…she grabbed my head and shoulder so violently, I though she was aiming to smack me in the face…but her subsequent firm grip on my hair and shoulder indicated otherwise… I alternated my lips between the two nipples and traced my hands lightly up and down her sides…I also moved my knees down further since she opened her legs up, allowing me space to kneel just below her butt… After turning her loud groans into whispery gasps and strained moans…my lips moved further downwards…licking a trail down her belly….my hands stayed up though, squeezing each breast in turn, almost like I wanted to change their shape… My tongue lingered on her pubic mount for a short while…her light stubble intrigue and teased back enough for an exploration…her fingers tapped and curled on my head…pulling hair out when they caught… Her hips bucked and rolled, her butt completely off the bed…a few times, her thighs rubbed my ribs… From her pubic mound, my lips lightly kissed their way up one thigh…sucking much of the way…and then back down and up the other… Her smell filled my nose, and it took all my restraint not to dive in onto the honey pot…as I sucked…her thighs flexed…she bumped her groin onto the side of my head a few times…and she was hissing…Ecstasy?? Frustration?? Anticipation?? Finally, fearing that I might be bald soon, I shifted my focus slowly to the point of connection between her legs… I licked up and down both sides of her slit…and the whole area was soaked and dripping…without touching her lips or clit, I lapped up all I saw but the leakage went further down… With no choice, I put both my hands on her thighs near the back of her knees, and pushed her legs toward her chest….in so doing, rolled her butt off the bed… Her juice coated her crack and a light trail even went passed her tail-bone area…not wanting the trail to spread further, I stuck my tongue out at its end and licked it up…back up her tail-bone…onto her crack…cleaning her up as I went… Her body shook and she yelped when the tip of my tongue grazed her puckered muscle… I liked this reaction very much…so much so…that I decided to roll my tongue around that tightly clenched muscle a little while longer…she went berserk…her legs kicked and her body twisted and jerked… To calm her down…I thought I’d better plug the hole…so I moved my left index finger closer to my rolling tongue…and quickly eased its tip inside till my finger nail was no longer in view…this did the trick…her body stiffened…but at least there was no more thrashing about…however, a low “Ohhhhh….’ came through her lips…. I licked my way back towards the source of this juice…and caught her wild eyes as I peered between her raised knees…her lips stretched and contorted in a cross between grin and grimace…her nostril flared and her neck muscles bulged and pulled along with her moving head….well, no time to enjoy the view…there’s a flood to stop. I nestled my tongue into her fold and found the hole where the leak sprang…her butt cheeks vibrated and her belly flexed and tightened as I rolled my tongue round and round, trying my best to clean it up…her fingers found my hair again…and she pulled and pushed in equal measure… I licked and sucked her protruding lips into my mouth…and I can sense her tension build when I pulled and rolled them between my lips…and as I licked further up…I reached my ultimate destination…a peeking, pink and pulsing clit awaited… I flicked the tip of my tongue over it a few times…drawing a high-pitched hum from her each time…and when I clamped my mouth over it and sucked….she hissed and begged…wait, wait she urged…oh god, she flattered….oh shit, she cursed… And then my index finger felt it first…her rectum spasm rhythmically, gripping my fingertip tightly in pulses….her twitching body became still…and her legs that were crossed over my head tightened, and her thighs locked my head in place…she…was….coming…. I lapped gently in a steady rhythm and sucked lightly to keep pace with her explosion…and help her float back down from her peak… And as her breathing came back…and her body relaxed…I knew, the best, and worst was over… Reaching around with my right hand…letting her thighs rest on my shoulders…I grabbed her right breast and squeezed gently…at the same time, I sucked a little harder, sped up my tongue-tip tapping on her clit…and pushed my finger insertion a little further in…at the same time started to wiggle my embedded finger-tip… This time…no begging…no flattery…no cursing…. Just loud “Ahh…” and “ Aghh”s…in no time…her body convulsed and shook and bucked…her fingers tighten their grip on my head and hair…and she strained her way to another orgasm…. When her body relaxed again…she quickly resumed her begging…please…she pleaded between moans and breaths…wait…fuck...can’t…god...please… I kissed my way back up…over her mons pubis…her belly…her breasts….her nipples….her neck…her mouth… She locked on with her mouth…and all her limbs wrapped around me…so much so that when I lifted myself up on my elbow and knees, her whole body came up with me… I laid back down and rested my weight on her as our tongues wrestled…when she release me…I rolled onto my back and breathed in deeply myself…. She rolled on top of me and snuggled up close, pressing her face on my chest…trapped my erection with her thigh…and we both just stayed like that…both sighing…I ran one hand gently up and down her slick back as our heartbeats tried to synchronise… After a long time…her head lifted…her eyes glowed as she affirmed my earlier thought…next time…she whispered with a smile…we’ll do it your way…. I smiled back, happy….only thing…I got happier when she started to make her way downwards….and sure as sin…I was ecstatic when my erection felt her moist cool lips wrap around its head…I stared back up at the white ceiling…and man…I’ve never seen a sweeter sight… End of story… Now…I’m not dissing the quick and dirty…I love it too…occasionally! Especially with new partners, I think, we tend to rush through the steps to get to the goodies, either out of rush, or out to impress…and personally, I feel we lose something when we don’t take the time to explore each other… Maybe it’s just me…but the first time IS the first time….whether it’s with someone in here or with someone after much dating… I will never be able to slowly take that blouse off her…or unzip her dress…or unhook that bra…or smell her neck…the first feel of flesh...the first taste of her nipples…and all that….for the first time, before I know what will be revealed…without knowledge of what is in store…for the first time…the anticipation...the looking forward to nakedness…the excitement of what’s next… For that first time…once past…can never be regained… What do you think?? . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Okie...checked and the rest of the story is accounted for...if it gets chopped off again...then there is a word limit I didn't know about... Feedback please, people... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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My dear...are you coming?? Or is it just a minor throat irritation??   . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Hmmmmmm....imagination is a great thing....many times, imagining can be better than the real thing... However...imagination can never give off a scent that lingers, a taste that titillates and a sensation that is seared into memory... Ahem....so sweetie...how was your imagined session?? Worth sharing?? . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Mine was 'exhausting'... Alrighty then...exciting or not...you had fun and that's the important thing... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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 Errrmmm....you mean you hmmmmm and hmmmmmm for nothing?? That's a waste of hmmmmms sweetie... Hahahahaahahaha.... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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10/10/2008 8:04 am |
...tu es mechant .... ... en tout cas, j'ai gagne notre pari eh........  ..... j'ai raison eh....la tour d'eiffel reste encore la, il y a deux peut-etre ..mon professeur m'a dit que celle au japon est toujours en rouge, en plein vue.... j'espere que le cochon n'est pas trop aveugle a voir et a la trouver...... amuse-toi avec le vieux jeu de mots! ..
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Cheers sweetie...thank you... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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Hmmmm...that's a curious take my dear.... For me, it's the 'new' people I need to explore...I already know more or less how my 'regulars' tick...and therefore can get things moving easier... Perhaps you are looking at it as 'spending time' to find out about a person sweetie...but my point in this post is that there is only one time that is the first time...for everything...not just exploring...but of seeing, tasting, touching, feeling and so on...and rushing it on the first time means skipping and missing many first-time 'experiences'... Thanks for sharing your view though...I think I understood it... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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...tu es mechant .... ... en tout cas, j'ai gagne notre pari eh........ ..... j'ai raison eh....la tour d'eiffel reste encore la, il y a deux peut-etre ..mon professeur m'a dit que celle au japon est toujours en rouge, en plein vue.... j'espere que le cochon n'est pas trop aveugle a voir et a la trouver...... amuse-toi avec le vieux jeu de mots! ..Peu importe... . . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...There is no use getting, into heavy petting it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting......
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