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Ordinary songs turned into rude ones  

rm_tungalady 52F
31 posts
2/6/2008 3:04 pm
Ordinary songs turned into rude ones


You know the thing, listening to a song and you change the lyrics for something dirty, so many songs so many possibilities, so I have decided to give it a go, this is my first attempt and being a huge U2 fan it may seem like sacralige (hope i spelt that right)to desecrate the song written by darling Bono, but I know he has a sense of humour, so enjoy, its a parady of Beautiful Day instead renamed "A BEAUTIFUL LAY"
You know the tune sing along, or listen to it on Youtube while following the new lyrics:

She sits in her room
Why is there no man around
All gloom and doom
She'd screw anyone in this town
She wants a fuck
And no one to ask they are all married
Is she out of luck
Can she get cock anywhere
She wants to find a friend
To fuck her at her place
Someone she can screw with
Or to sit on their face

Shes a beautiful lay
Her knickers are off and you feel like
She'd fuck you all night and day
Don't let her get away

Shes on her own
Tired of masturbation
Its in her blood
She needs a cock fed orgasm
Or you can go down
Either of them would ever do
Wants you to cum over her
And she will squirt all over you

Shes a beautiful lay
Don't let her get away
A beautiful lay, ooooooh oooooh oooooh

Fuck her, take her to that other place
Lick her good,let her squirt all on your face
See her now all naked for you
See her vagina right in front of you
Hear her screaming, she gets loud
She doesnt care,she loves sex and shes proud
Fuck her all day and all night
Fuck her till shes high as a kite
Fuck her pussy, fuck her mouth
Use your tongue when you go down south

Shes a beautiful lay
Don't let her get away

A beautiful lay.......................


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