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Blogs > rm_daytimmer4u > well lets laugh 2

marry ol Boudreaux  

rm_daytimmer4u 62M
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7/20/2009 6:37 am
marry ol Boudreaux

Now Boudreaux, he fall in love wit Marie and he ax her to marry him.

Marie was very naive and uninformed about da birds and da bees.

Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford to take much time off for a honeymoon.

So, dat night dat dey were married, dey retired to his little shack on da Bayou Teche.

When Boudreaux was undressing, Marie said, Oh Boudreaux! What dat is?"

Boudreaux, being very quick thinking and sensitive to Marie's naive young ways said, "Marie, my love, I am da only man in da world wit one of dees." And, den, he proceeded to show her what it was for; and Marie was very content.

Da next morning Boudreaux went off to fish as usual.

When he returned home dat evening, Marie was on da front porch, obviously upset 'bout something. "Boudreaux, you tole me dat you were da only man in da world wit one of doze. I seen our friend Thibodeaux changing his clothes behind da fish shed, and he had one too..."

Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie, darling. Thibodeaux is my very best friend. I had two of dem things, so I gave him one. He is da only other man in da world wit one of doze."

Marie accepted his answer and they did their thing again dat night. Boudreaux went off to fish again da next morning, and when he returned home, Marie was very upset, and stamping her foot on da porch..

"Marie, what da matter now?"

"Boudreaux, you gave Thibodeaux da best one!!"

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