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Blogs > rm_daytimmer4u > well lets laugh 2

3 great ...  

rm_daytimmer4u 62M
58 posts
8/11/2009 8:43 am
3 great ...

Barack Obama was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over the
> bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service
> guys could get to him, 3 who were fishing pulled him out of the
> water.
>
> He was so grateful he offered the whatever they wanted.
>
> The first said, 'I want to go to Disneyland.' Barack said, 'No
> problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
>
> The second said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.'
>
> Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
> them!'
>
> The third said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
> jstereo headset!'
>
> Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like
> you're handicapped.'
>
> The said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
> drowning.'

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