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my poor duck
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my poor duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary >> surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his >> Stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. >> >> After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and >> said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." >> >> The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure? >> "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. >> "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you >> haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma >> or something." >> >> The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the >> room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador >> Retriever.. >> >> As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog >> stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and >> sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with >> sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the on the head and took >> it out of the room. >> >> A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat >> jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to >> foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly >> and strolled out of the room. >> >> The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but >> as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." >> >> The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few >> keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, >> still >> in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just >> to tell me my duck is dead!" >> >> The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my >> word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and >> the Cat Scan, >> it's now $150. |
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