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Blogs > rm_daytimmer4u > well lets laugh 2

late for work  

rm_daytimmer4u 62M
58 posts
5/7/2010 8:39 am
late for work

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammerred, 'A what?............

'A rectum stretcher!'

'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, Then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

' You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'



Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard

simlpyfun68 55F
1173 posts
5/29/2010 11:19 pm

 LMAO hope all is going well there in your world.
Hugz n Smiles
~Sim~


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