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THE DIVORCED BARBIE DOLL ! ! !  

hotsizzlinglady 57T  
97 posts
10/22/2010 6:49 pm
THE DIVORCED BARBIE DOLL ! ! !

ONE DAY A FATHER GETS OUT OF WORK AND ON HIS WAY HOME HE SUDDENLY REMEMBERS THAT IT'S HIS 'S BIRTHDAY.

HE PULLS OVER TO A TOY SHOP, RUNS IN AND ASKS THE SALES PERSON, "HOW MUCH FOR ONE OF THOSE BARBIE'S IN THE DISPLAY WINDOW?"

THE SALESPERSON ANSWER'S WITH A SMILE, "WHICH ONE DO YOU MEAN,SIR? WE HAVE WORK OUT BARBIE FOR $19.95, SHOPPING BARBIE FOR $19.95, BEACH BARBIE FOR $19.95, DISCO BARBIE FOR $19.95, BALLERINA BARBIE FOR $19.95, ASTRONAUT BARBIE FOR $19.95, SKATER BARBIE FOR $19.95 AND DIVORCED BARBIE FOR $265.95."

THE FATHER LOOKED AMAZED AND STUNNED AT THE SALESPERSON. THE FATHER ASKED IN AMAZEMENT "IT'S WHAT?" "WHY IS THE DIVORCE BARBIE $265.95 AND THE OTHERS ONLY $19.95? THE ANNOYED SALESPERSON ROLLS HER EYES, SIGHS AND ANSWERS WITH A SMILE, "SIR .... DIVORCED BARBIE COMES WITH, KEN'S CAR, KEN'S HOUSE, KEN'S BOAT, KEN'S FURNITURE, KEN'S COMPUTER, ONE OF KEN'S FRIENDS, AND A KEY CHAIN MADE WITH KEN'S BALLS."

Hubby2playwith 57M

10/22/2010 7:11 pm

 that is funny as h**l


hungsailorman69 85M
67 posts
11/8/2019 4:03 pm

 ken should have been on guard against an irate Barbie


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