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Dumber and Dumber  

GoodTimes222 71M
16 posts
2/26/2015 1:59 pm
Dumber and Dumber

Taking off for a week on vacation. Thought I'd leave a little goofiness before I go.

A husband and wife take their 7 yr old on vacation to a nude beach. As they walked along beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs that were much bigger than his mother’s. So he asked her why.

Quickly she said to him, “The bigger they are, the dumber the lady is.”

Satisfied with the answer, he goes to play in the ocean with his father. Shortly he returns to tell her that many of the men on the beach had larger willies than his father.

His mother replied, “The bigger it is, the dumber the man is.”

Again satisfied with her answer, he goes back to the ocean to play. Pretty soon the boy returns and quickly tells his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach! And the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!!”


aNAUGHTYmous 67F
377 posts
2/26/2015 2:29 pm

enjoy your vacay..
I just got back


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