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Blogs > kzoopair > Take two- they're small

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/12/2016 4:40 pm
    Quoting joisygirl:
    You are hilarious. I really enjoyed your post. Here I thought you were a Svengali and all along you're a deity, a greek god. I should have known. I take back Hippocrates. I do believe Himeros is more accurate.

    Himeros is the god of sexual desire. Like his brother Eros, he is often seen wielding a bow and arrow. However, unlike the main son, he uses these weapons to induce his targets with strong lustful urges. Not much else is known about him.

    Funny you should mention young children, boys and their fascination with their willies. My grandson has always been giving his a yank whenever it is exposed. He likes to run around naked and does get erections. The other day he was yanking on it, stretching it and saying bigger, bigger! So little boys do masturbate in a way and they certainly are inclined to jelqing. I think it's programmed in you guys from birth. He's also just reached a milestone, his foreskin has retracted for the first time. My daughter was just telling me today when she noticed and thought,"what's that!", recognizing it and acknowledging with a sigh of relief, "oh good, he's normal".
I like the idea of Himeros.

If you girls had an appendage, you'd be touching it too. PD says her son discovered his and didn't let loose of it for two years. And whenever he gets smart with her, she tells that story.

Those early erections aren't really good for much. It's not as if we needed practice. They just happened- there's no arousal involved, as near as I can recall. I think it would be a good thing if we could put the unused erections in a bank, and do a withdrawal later in life when we really have need of one. You can cock a rifle with a cartridge loaded in the chamber, but as long as you don't pull the trigger, you can still lock, load and shoot that same cartridge later. I still have plenty of ammunition, my powder's dry and this place is a target rich environment.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/12/2016 4:49 pm
    Quoting mcmaniac:
    Fantastic dust job! You are a God, a Greek God!!! I founds your bust! You must have been Thucydides in a past life! This bust just needs a pair of shades.

    [image]
Now that's flattering! I have read me some Thucydides, and he was fine! In those days, historians like Thucydides and Herodotus did not concern themselves with complete accuracy. They were out to set a mood, a particular ambience, and nailing down every detail to the last dotted "i" and crossed "t" just wasn't a big deal to them. They were generous with numbers and praise for the heroes both. And always, the telling of a good tale came first. "Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story." Precisely my own motto!

Thanks, Mac!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/12/2016 5:40 pm
    Quoting  :
What the hell is wrong with women today?

All right, all right, take all the goats you want. I still have the sheep. Peace?
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/12/2016 7:34 pm
    Quoting  :
Aw, thank you Kinky. [blog ethicalslutMissy] started it, with her Profile Photo Challenge. I haven't changed pics in a while. I had got used to the Cat in the Hat.
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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/12/2016 8:13 pm
    Quoting mcmaniac:
    Fantastic dust job! You are a God, a Greek God!!! I founds your bust! You must have been Thucydides in a past life! This bust just needs a pair of shades.

    [image]
And a black hat, don't forget the hat.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/12/2016 8:21 pm
    Quoting  :
I only did the one HNW parody, and that scared enough people. Nobody wants to see my old ass naked. My pic was only a little over a year old, but my hair's about six inches longer, so I figured what the hell.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/12/2016 8:24 pm

 Workin' on that. And a bra- a bust oughta have a bra.
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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/12/2016 8:33 pm
    Quoting kzoopair:
    Workin' on that. And a bra- a bust oughta have a bra.
I ssssee you in red lasssse and a front clasp
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/12/2016 9:11 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I ssssee you in red lasssse and a front clasp
I was thinking a black pushup to go with the hat and Ray-Bans. Then of course you've got the contrast of black and white going on...a monochrome look.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 8:28 am
    Quoting  :
Now- on to the sexing!
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GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
1/13/2016 9:26 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    Thanks! I can live with that! "Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be Tories..."
Brilliant response


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 9:37 am
    Quoting  :
I feel your pain. I have experienced droughts myself. And some of the time that seemed so much better than the alternatives. Like Jim Morrison sang:

The cars hiss by my window
Like the waves down on the beach
The cars hiss by my window
Like the waves down on the beach
I got this girl beside me
But she's out of reach

Headlight through my window
Shinin' on the wall
Headlight through my window
Shinin' on the wall
Can't hear my baby
Though I called and called

Windows started tremblin'
With a sonic boom
Windows started tremblin'
With a sonic boom, boom
A cold girl'll kill you
In a darkened room

I couldn't resist- I love that song.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/13/2016 9:39 am
    Quoting GB_Cple:
    Brilliant response
You are too kind! Please, keep it up!
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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
1/14/2016 8:24 am

 How much exactly does a Greek urn in a week?


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/14/2016 9:15 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    How much exactly does a Greek urn in a week?
Oh, good one! I'm gonna steal that! And there's your answer- he makes off with anything that ain't nailed down, so his income fluctuates. There are good days and there are bad days.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/16/2016 11:59 am
    Quoting  :
Ha! You made me work for that!
Omnis cogitatio Greek , sed Im ' propius ad Roman. Graeci admiror , sed realis affinitatem Romanos.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/16/2016 1:01 pm
    Quoting  :
Now everything's dusty and I can't see through my glasses.
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Kootie_Kat 108M
410 posts
2/6/2016 11:23 am

 You do have that ancient Greek philosopher look about you.
Coupled with the posts you make to your blog,
I'd say a temple could work for you to spout words
of wisdom and otherwise.
The site is basically fucked up in so many ways.
Photos are only the tip.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/6/2016 8:43 pm
    Quoting Kootie_Kat:
    You do have that ancient Greek philosopher look about you.
    Coupled with the posts you make to your blog,
    I'd say a temple could work for you to spout words
    of wisdom and otherwise.
    The site is basically fucked up in so many ways.
    Photos are only the tip.
Ha! Thanks! If I had a temple it'd be a whorehouse on the wrong side of the tracks.

The site has a lot of issues, some technical and some structural. And some deeper than that. The blogs though- the blogs are worth being here for, and the people. There are some fine people blogging here. That's worth keeping the place going.

Thanks for your great comment.
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iwalkstilts 49M
2869 posts
2/6/2016 8:55 pm

 Your old pic made me think of ZZ top's "Sharp Dressed Man".
Your new one brings to mind DaVinci.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/6/2016 9:34 pm
    Quoting iwalkstilts:
    Your old pic made me think of ZZ top's "Sharp Dressed Man".
    Your new one brings to mind DaVinci.
Da Vinci! Now that's flattering! I look a little thoughtful, gazing off to my left in that photo, but in fact there was a gnat buzzing around my head, and the little fucker was starting to annoy me. Why the hell are there gnats in Michigan in January? Global warming!!!

Thanks for visiting, Stilts! Don't be a stranger!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
2/7/2016 2:48 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks, Red! Yours is better!
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