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Blogs > CeriosEros > The life & times of Zero Mega

The trouble with profiles  

CeriosEros 39M
615 posts
6/20/2017 2:24 am

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7/19/2017 4:39 pm
The trouble with profiles

I changed my profile again. I went with cocky and vague this time. A departure from my usual funny and honest style but I like it. I had to change it. My last profile was written during my spiral and it was too depressing so it had to go. Don't worry, after nearly a decade on this site with no luck I'm not expecting any responses. It's just something to do.

After finishing my description it made me think. What makes a effective profile? I've gotten messages on the entertainment value of my old profiles but entertainment doesn't equal effectiveness. How do I get the ladies to want to continue a conversation? Do you promise them a unlimited gift card to Sephora? Just kidding we all know that Sephora is a cult. Do you give the impression that you are a God in the sack? Or is it as I suspected that you just have to be around their age and attractive. I guess I will never know.

CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
6/20/2017 2:25 am

 Free your mind and your assistance will follow

George Clinton


maturedadam68 56M
174 posts
6/20/2017 2:35 am

 don't know what to say just cruising around on this site with no results as of now.....


CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
6/27/2017 10:47 pm
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I haven't sent a message to anyone in a while. After 200 I lost hope and let my gold membership lapse. As the content of my messages, I wote one two word message that I wrote because I knew that the women wouldn't be interested but I messaged her anyway because I wanted to make it an even 200 before I stopped messaging people. Before that I tried to connect with women by sending these detailed funny messages that were based on their profiles. Like if she was a nurse I would craft a message saying something to the effect of you take care of people all day how about I take care of your needs but not that creepy sounding that was off the top of my head.

As for my new profile, it's just a joke..I'm not expecting anyone to respond to it. This post was just a autopsy of my failure.


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