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Blogs > mc_justmc > Into The Cornfield

Fuck Me Running Or Should I Say Walking
 

mc_justmc 63M
2046 posts
9/3/2018 6:12 am
Fuck Me Running Or Should I Say Walking

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Last spring, when I decided to close up my shop I had to submit to a FBI fingerprint/background check for my new job. No big deal, the only problem I had was time limitations. I was still working on a lot of bikes, plus trying to organize and pack, and now squeezing in this crap.

So on my "given day" I headed about 20 miles across town to get this fingerprint shit over with, early. Traffic wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, I got there and didn't have to wait, I even landed the best looking female fingerprinter in the place, which wasn't saying much. So, sit for a picture, show multiple forms of ID, some electronic prints, get a receipt, and I'm right back out the door.

I'm back at work and the place is a wreck of half finished jobs, half packed crap, plus it was never that clean to begin with, when I notice my wallet is missing. I tear the office apart, then I tear my truck apart, 3 times, then I drive back to the fingerprint place because they don't have a telephone line, everything is set up through the internet. Nope, no wallet.

Knowing I'm gonna need it for this new job I head to the DMV the following morning. The place is packed and it takes almost 90 minutes to get to the counter. A quick pic and I'm about to leave when the lady asks if I've had any serious medical issues in the last year. Yes, 9 months prior I had a heart attack. OMG that's another form! When I finally get back to her she informs me the state will be sending me a "medical clearance form" which must be filled out by my Dr and sent back to the DMV or my license will be suspended.

Great! I can't get the Dr's office to answer or return a phone call when a prescription runs out. A few weeks pass, I get the form, head to the Dr's office and drop it off. Done! Or so I thought. Saturday I got a letter from the DMV saying that since the form was never returned my license will be suspended on 11/10/2018 unless I request a hearing which will take place in court.

So, Tuesday morning, while I can still legally drive, I'll be headed to the Dr's office to see WHAT THE FUCK happened to my form. It probably wouldn't be a good time for them to be checking my blood pressure.

mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 6:14 am

 3 days after I went to the DMV I found my missing wallet sitting on top of a bike I was working on. FUCK ME!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/3/2018 6:33 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    3 days after I went to the DMV I found my missing wallet sitting on top of a bike I was working on. FUCK ME!
Well who left the wallet there? It sure wasn't me.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
9/3/2018 6:36 am

 You should have asked if having a cold counts as a serious medical issue. You wouldn't have lied and you wouldn't have needed the form.
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/3/2018 6:46 am

 Do you wish you had just said no to the medical issue? I wonder if they check. I would think it would be a hippa violation if they did. I have never been asked at dmv , thanks for the heads up on it, though so far it is no for me.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 6:56 am
    Quoting  :
It is.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 6:57 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Well who left the wallet there? It sure wasn't me.
I have no proof of that.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 6:57 am
    Quoting  :
I concur.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 7:00 am
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    You should have asked if having a cold counts as a serious medical issue. You wouldn't have lied and you wouldn't have needed the form.
It wasn't open heart surgery, it was a stent, which is practically an out-patient procedure, now. I know open heart surgery will suspend your license for 3 months or so.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 7:01 am
    Quoting positively4you:
    Do you wish you had just said no to the medical issue? I wonder if they check. I would think it would be a hippa violation if they did. I have never been asked at dmv , thanks for the heads up on it, though so far it is no for me.
I shoulda said no, I shoulda "forgot".


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/3/2018 7:09 am

 Now that's a DMV runaround. good luck.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
9/3/2018 7:23 am

 Oh man. One of my coworkers had a similar issue...her med form was never received by the DMV. The hassle factor for her was ridiculous (though she is in Canada, so she didn't have to do a hearing).

I hope this all gets worked out without too much hassle and stress.
"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/3/2018 7:37 am

 Was there any cash in the wallet?
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 8:09 am
    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Oh man. One of my coworkers had a similar issue...her med form was never received by the DMV. The hassle factor for her was ridiculous (though she is in Canada, so she didn't have to do a hearing).

    I hope this all gets worked out without too much hassle and stress.
This was so easy, all they had to do what fill out the form and mail it in. I honestly cannot get anyone to answer the phone when I call and they won't return a message, either. 5 girls work in this office and they can't answer a phone?


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 8:10 am

 No, I carry my cash separately.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 8:12 am
    Quoting  :
I'm sure it gets my blood pressure up.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 8:13 am
    Quoting  :
I forgot the 1st rule of dealing with the government, until they show you proof, deny everything.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/3/2018 8:31 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    No, I carry my cash separately.
AHH HAA ! ! ! So you admit there was no reason for me to leave your wallet on the motorcycle ! ! !
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
9/3/2018 8:33 am
    Quoting  :
Hearsay, theresay . . . no way . . . unless you witnessed something.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 8:36 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    AHH HAA ! ! ! So you admit there was no reason for me to leave your wallet on the motorcycle ! ! !
There was no reason for you to take it if it had no cash.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 8:37 am
    Quoting Platosgames:
    Now that's a DMV runaround. good luck.
It certainly is.


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
9/3/2018 8:42 am

 What a royal pain in the ass all the way around. Seems like I have missed a lot about your life since I was gone. A little late but sorry that you had to close your shop and that you had a heart attack. Take care of yourself.


mc_justmc 63M

9/3/2018 9:08 am
    Quoting 2trythis:
    What a royal pain in the ass all the way around. Seems like I have missed a lot about your life since I was gone. A little late but sorry that you had to close your shop and that you had a heart attack. Take care of yourself.
Closing the shop has been a blessing. The heart attack gave me 4 days of laying on my ass getting my (almost) every need catered to by a lot of lovely young nurses.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/3/2018 9:38 am
    Quoting  :
Lol, mc’s legs have that effect.


dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
9/3/2018 9:43 am

 What a fucking pain in the ass for sure. And what the hell would having a heart attack have to do with driving? Jesus Murphy!!!!!


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
9/3/2018 9:48 am

 So, just curious, it sounds like there's no way to cancel the process of getting a replacement driver's license if you happen to find your wallet a few days later? Like, "never mind, DMV".

I am pretty sure having to get a medical clearance for a license is not a thing in MN. Probably should be though!


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