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Finally... The Secret To Getting Laid... Is Revealed... 😱
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Finally... The Secret To Getting Laid... Is Revealed... 😱 Note : A F F is deleting words in the text. Please be patient. Part of my, 'Self Help Series', on sexuality... 😁 This , is a sex dating site (supposedly) and you're all here, looking for someone. Hookups, might be for quick sex, or something more permanent - like a third date... at least. What trait are women looking for, that men can offer... which will seal the deal? Humour! Women... are attracted to funny men. Read the profiles, on this site. The majority say it (mine as well); "... looking for someone with a sense of humour". Why is humour so important? Woman equate humour, with intelligence! Women are attracted to witty, funny men and men... are attracted to women, who laugh, at all their jokes. The science on this matter is clear. Check out the online dating stats, that are available out there. Don't ask me where. I read it somewhere, for fucks sake. Women see humour, as a sign of intelligence and weed out the less competent. Men use humour to impress women, and the funny ones ,succeed. Curiously, most men don't really care, if the woman is funny. Although... I do... hmmm. 🤔 Men - You want to increase the traffic on your profile? Make it funny. Include jokes and keep it light. Women - You want to attract the man you're looking for? Include in your profile, an expressed desire, to find a humorous man. There it is. Women... you know what to look for now. It's a sure sign, if he's funny... then he's also likely to be, that intelligent man - attached to that cock, you seek. Men... I've given you all, the secrets to successfully seduce women. Take some humour, add some confident swagger and you've got the winning formula. A big dick, should help as well. Some women here, might know more, about how important that is. Now what I haven't given you men - is a sense of humour. Who's to say, she'll laugh at your stupid jokes and dumb ass, witty observations? That's what you , have to work at. This might be a topic, for another blog. Oh... and here's a tip, men. Don't let her find out, that you can barely read or write! She'll probably stop calling you back. 🤔 .................................................. So... How important is humour for you, in attracting, or seeking a partner? Bonus Question : Or is dick or tit size more important? Humour ; is spelled in different ways. The USA form, does not include the letter 'u'. The version with the 'u' in it ; is considered the British, or world version. .. Note: A F F is still deleting words in the text. Please be patient. ......................................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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My profile says that I'm looking for a woman with a sense of humour, so I feel it is important. If I can't laugh with the woman I'm with, what's the fun of sex? Well... ok... I'd still have fun. I guess that I would just laugh less... 😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Tit size? Come on... what a stupid question. Honestly... anything more than a handful is a waste... No? But I'm not fussy. 🙂 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oooooh - so interpersonal skills, conviviality and the ability to laugh or even indulge in a little self-deprication are important when getting laid eh? Who'd a thunk it? Actually, I agree, but it is also plainly the case that not all women/men need it to get them into bed or the inarticulate, dim and humourless genes would have long since been deleted from the pool! Joking aside, it is staggering when you see what some people will tolerate from a sexual partner (in a relationship) before walking out of the door. Some, it seems, are prepared to be very badly treated and stay for more. I have never understood it, but know a few intelligent (well, highly educated  ) women who have put up with significant abuse where other men would treat them as Goddesses! It is a funny old world!
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Yep. Case in point.....Woody Allen. It’s certainly not his looks. Humor is very attractive. If he walks around like his boxers are in a bunch all day, no amount of handsome can make up for it.
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What?! Big tits don't matter?! Don't make me laugh! Actually, you're right. Make me laugh. Smile. Chortle. Snicker. But it's not the size of your wit that's important. It's how you use it. 😇 Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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True... what's the point if we can't laugh, right? 😁 Well... I don't know how many men will read it. Can men on this site read? omg... 📖😱 lol 😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Wow... Sense of humor is important to me as well, but no face pic at all? You're a better person than me... 😊 Good for you that you are able to find men who can make you laugh and even better, that you can enjoy their company! I guess it helps, when they can also tickle you, where you're ticklish... 😱😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oooooh - so interpersonal skills, conviviality and the ability to laugh or even indulge in a little self-deprication are important when getting laid eh? Who'd a thunk it? Actually, I agree, but it is also plainly the case that not all women/men need it to get them into bed or the inarticulate, dim and humourless genes would have long since been deleted from the pool! Joking aside, it is staggering when you see what some people will tolerate from a sexual partner (in a relationship) before walking out of the door. Some, it seems, are prepared to be very badly treated and stay for more. I have never understood it, but know a few intelligent (well, highly educated ) women who have put up with significant abuse where other men would treat them as Goddesses! It is a funny old world!As for why.... some women put up with the abuse or disrespect you speak of... well that's something that I have no response to. So many factors go into answering THAT question, right? Thanks for popping in and sharing your pov. Drop by any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yep. Case in point.....Woody Allen. It’s certainly not his looks. Humor is very attractive. If he walks around like his boxers are in a bunch all day, no amount of handsome can make up for it. Although... is it also possible that the size of a man's bank account might account for some of the more obvious physical weaknesses? 🏦😊 I'm working on increasing the size of mine.... ... bank account, that is... 😁😱 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/8/2019 3:46 am |
humour sure is a funny thing... if she likes you you're funny. if she don't like you you're a A-hole. if she laughs at dinner... you're a winner if she laughs when you cum...you're gone there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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What?! Big tits don't matter?! Don't make me laugh! Actually, you're right. Make me laugh. Smile. Chortle. Snicker. But it's not the size of your wit that's important. It's how you use it. 😇 But I'm hardly pretending to speak for all men. Some are just plain shallow. 🙄 Hmm. How you use anything, is important, isn't it? 😊 Now it's my turn to chortle. Really? Size has no bearing on choices women make? I'd presume, once you've had a chance to preview an appendage... the humour and everything else he has to offer... kinda slips into place. So to speak... 😶 I wouldn't be surprised if you, might already have looked more closely, at what some men here post, on their profiles... simply out of curiosity, of course. 😁😱 Or... I may be wrong. 😌 But I agree... At the very least... we should all be laughing, with each other, right? 😀 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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True... Wit, sense of humor and the ability to tell jokes... are almost 3 different things - right? That 'confidence' or 'swagger', are the key elements that tie, all those other attributes together... Good points. I'd agree.. Someone who tells jokes.. well... that's not really my style, or something that I enjoy. I'm glad to hear a breath of honesty. lol... 😁 Of course ; body and face would count... for me as well. Does that make me shallow? omg.... 😱 So... say something witty... make me laugh. Omg.. I hate it when I get put on the spot, like that! My switch goes off, and I'll go into hibernation mode. I do enjoy it, when a woman can carry the entertainment... once in a while. 👩😉 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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humour sure is a funny thing... if she likes you you're funny. if she don't like you you're a A-hole. if she laughs at dinner... you're a winner if she laughs when you cum...you're gone I'm guessing... you're successful in your pursuit of female companionship...? Yep.. Good one. Drop by any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You hit on a great point! It's not just a sense of humour that matters ; it's finding someone... who 'gets', your particular brand. 🤔 You know what they say - 'Try... try... try again!' 👍 Perhaps it's not your sense of humor that's amiss... maybe you should consider putting on that 'Clown' s nose ', for that little extra touch? Just a thought. 😶 Yep.. I agree... Those other physical attributes, shouldn't matter... right? Have a great Monday! 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You lost me at read or right..... Humour is key, who likes someone who is tightly wound....
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You lost me at read or right..... Humour is key, who likes someone who is tightly wound.... It was a Typo.. Thanks for THAT capture! 📝😊 I'm doing all of this, on my phone and stuff slips through the cracks, on this tiny screen... lol 📱😁 Much appreciated! 👍😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I can imagine that... It would be a lot of fun to find out, where all of those spots are! lol.... 😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You lost me at read or right..... Humour is key, who likes someone who is tightly wound.... Or... maybe it was me. She just didn't get my sense of humour? Oh well.... 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I agree... Perhaps in the case of some men (me included), we try and compensate for what we perceive to be our weaknesses. We can't all look like Hollywood stars... ✨🌟😊 It puts me, on my A Game... which I imagine, is a good thing. I think... 🤔 Have you ever been with someone really handsome... who just didn't make you laugh at all? Or does that handsome 'factor' win out? 😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yep... I have to agree with you. Otherwise it's just... so difficult to relax and have a good time ; no matter what, you're doing. I've made a few mistakes... where I thought I'd give it another try... and my first impressions turned out to be, the right ones. All I achieved, was to prolong the inevitable. We said goodbye. 😶👋 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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4/8/2019 7:05 am |
A woman with a sense of humor is a real attention getter. There was nothing I loved more than seeing my Ex eat a hotdog with one hand on the back of her head. That just killed me!
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Yes. A genuine sense of humour can trump almost anything else. But not just any kind of humour. While not a prude, the gutter type that is nothing but expletives doesn't do it for me. I appreciate the self-deprecating type mingled with a quick wit. After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, what gives you the right to laugh at anyone else?
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A woman with a sense of humor is a real attention getter. There was nothing I loved more than seeing my Ex eat a hotdog with one hand on the back of her head. That just killed me! True about funny and witty women. Always did it for me. Sometimes even if she wasn't quite my type... I'd stop short, of tripping out completely though, unless there was that physical vibe as well. You know what I mean. 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Looks are secondary in my book. Intelligence with wit and laughter for bookends makes my day always. (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Yes. A genuine sense of humour can trump almost anything else. But not just any kind of humour. While not a prude, the gutter type that is nothing but expletives doesn't do it for me. I appreciate the self-deprecating type mingled with a quick wit. After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, what gives you the right to laugh at anyone else? "... self-deprecating type mingled with a quick wit..." ; I can certainly mingle. And I do that 'self' thingy you're talking about (often) ; if it's what I think it is.🤔 It would be nice, to have a helping hand with that , once in a while. Yep... 😶😘😱 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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