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The making of a new drivers handbook.  

pagancountrygirl 66F  
6466 posts
11/5/2018 5:01 pm

The Herd Animals
My grandfather's favorite saying for people who just couldn't seem to drive to save their butts was "If you can't drive it, pull it over and milk it!"
That one comes out of my mouth a LOT! lol Along with a lot of other stuff I won't be putting on here.
"I wonder if all of us who comment on other people's driving could pass our driving tests if we had to do it again." Hopefully I could since I have a CDL...that I got just before I turned 50! lol Of course, I'm still human and still manage to do stupid crap.
Thanks to rattailgirl for the bit about semis. People don't seem to have a clue about what it takes to drive one of those things and get pissed at the drivers when it's not something they're capable of changing. They would if they could!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/5/2018 5:16 pm

    Quoting  :

You know, I had them in the Last Minute Lane Changer, but you're right. He'd fit perfectly into the Narcissist category as well.

Those guys drive me nuts. If everyone would just merge where they were, all of us would be moving faster. Instead of having to let the "most important" person in at the last possible moment.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/5/2018 5:20 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    The Herd Animals
    My grandfather's favorite saying for people who just couldn't seem to drive to save their butts was "If you can't drive it, pull it over and milk it!"
    That one comes out of my mouth a LOT! lol Along with a lot of other stuff I won't be putting on here.
    "I wonder if all of us who comment on other people's driving could pass our driving tests if we had to do it again." Hopefully I could since I have a CDL...that I got just before I turned 50! lol Of course, I'm still human and still manage to do stupid crap.
    Thanks to rattailgirl for the bit about semis. People don't seem to have a clue about what it takes to drive one of those things and get pissed at the drivers when it's not something they're capable of changing. They would if they could!
LOL...I thought I heard all the comments about "pull over and...." That one was great.

Yeah, there are some dumbass and rude truckers as well, but most are really courteous and do a great job on the road. It's a lot different maneuvering that rig. People need to just chill.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/5/2018 6:49 pm

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hahaha, yeah I just can't do the speed limit. Always seems like i'm going so slow when I try.

That is definitely an addition. LOL I would bet it's horrible in Florida.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
11/5/2018 8:57 pm

Those who slow nearly to a stop before turning the corner...on a 45 mph road...

I am a much less patient driver, and have been known to "talk" to idiots. I don't think I am quite as helpful as you are, however, lol.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


TrucknLuvn 59M/41F  
1622 posts
11/6/2018 1:26 am

My hubby and I are team truck drivers and we both have to deal with everything you mentioned, and more, for up to 11 hours each day that we're out here!

Joey is more likely to yell and get angry at the dumbasses we encounter in our travels and I am the one that is more likely to give someone the bird. lol

Of all of the idiotic drivers we encounter, I hate the brake checkers the most. I don't think they realize the danger they put themselves in when they do that to a trucker. A 40 ton truck cannot stop on a dime and it will destroy everything in it's path until it does come to a stop.

I have found that turning my brights on will encourage those douche canoes to get on up the road. I don't think they like having my super bright halogens in their mirrors.

I still love my job!

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Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/6/2018 5:01 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Those who slow nearly to a stop before turning the corner...on a 45 mph road...

    I am a much less patient driver, and have been known to "talk" to idiots. I don't think I am quite as helpful as you are, however, lol.
This is a big one to me. Maybe it's just that I remember my Dad telling us when we were young, when you're turning out of the street, get out of the street. LOL

Sure you need to slow down, but by nearly stopping, you're just increasing the chances of an accident.

I'm glad I'm not the only one talking to our friends on the road.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/6/2018 5:03 am

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It's another one of those things where having that little mobile computer attached to us at all times, distracts us from what we should be paying attention to.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
11/6/2018 5:05 am

    Quoting TrucknLuvn:
    My hubby and I are team truck drivers and we both have to deal with everything you mentioned, and more, for up to 11 hours each day that we're out here!

    Joey is more likely to yell and get angry at the dumbasses we encounter in our travels and I am the one that is more likely to give someone the bird. lol

    Of all of the idiotic drivers we encounter, I hate the brake checkers the most. I don't think they realize the danger they put themselves in when they do that to a trucker. A 40 ton truck cannot stop on a dime and it will destroy everything in it's path until it does come to a stop.

    I have found that turning my brights on will encourage those douche canoes to get on up the road. I don't think they like having my super bright halogens in their mirrors.

    I still love my job!

    [image]
Brake checking is a bad idea when it's a car behind you. If you're doing it to a semi, well, they're a whole different level of idiot.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


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