Online Dating for Dummies
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Posted:Dec 20, 2006 1:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2008 12:17 am
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I got into the online community about 3 years ago. It never ceases to amaze me as to what I see. I get the feeling, based on feedback from friends, that I am still a "babe in the woods". Perhaps I am. Let me prefce this by saying that I have met some absolutely wonderful ladies onb this site, and really have no issues with any of them.
Nevertheless, I shall blog forward, beer in hand...
I am almost not sure where to start this one, so I will pick a randon starting point. Hmmmmmmm I like girls, I can start there.
I have talked to other guys about what they look for, and I can sum it up in two words. They want to see, "I swallow". Considering the functional properties of the male brain, this kinda makes sense. However, I cannot speak or type for anyone but myself. Since this is not an advertisement for me personally, I can leave that part alone. There are a few guy things that happen that just amaze me.
Let me start with emails. Thanks to a few female friends, I had a chance to see the kind of stuff you ladies get on a regular basis. For what it is worth, I am speechless. My inital impression coming in was that this place is a cesspool. I guess the old 10 percent rule still applies.
Pictures. To each their own. I do not have a in that fight. If you guys want to promote your meat, go for it. Ninety percent of the ladies do not care what your meat looks like, just if you know how to use it. I could care less. In my not so humble opinion, if a lady wants to see what I have, she can do that in person.
Anyhow, I digress...
The ladies usually have this stuff figured out reall well. One of the blessings of LesbianPersonals is that for once you have women coming close to telling the truth sometimes. I wil disclaim here and allow that I have met ladies that were totally honest in their prose, and others that were not. It still amazes me how smart most girls are. Guys, if you held on this long, spelling, grammar, and puncutation count. If you think for a minute that you are as smart as Larry the Cable Guy, and you ain't rich, you ain't. Deal with it.
I think I might be done with this for now. I do want to thank all you wonderful ladies who viewed my profile and mailed me on how good it was. I do appreciate the encouragement, and the support. A lot of times, I get written off as a cranky old bastard, but I try to shoot straight, and fron the hip.
For what it is worth, I have found love here. I have found lovers her too. I have met wonderful people, and I consider them to be my friends.
Screw this, I will let it fly....
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