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Generic Selfies
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Posted:Oct 30, 2018 10:42 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2019 8:40 pm
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Ah, I haven't written about anything in quite awhile. I am still awake and figured I would maybe do a mini rant (or something along those lines).
So...the obligatory selfie photo...
Why in GAWDZ name do 99.6% of people that post them, assume the same generic pose?
Youuuuu know the one!
Holding the phone out in front of you, perhaps catching your image from a mirror.
Guess what Sherlocks? There is another option.
A BETTER option.
You see, your handy dandy fancy cell phone has a timer function on it.
Timer? Egads!
I do have a heart for the "special" people, or the just plain lazy ones.
Instead of just ranting here, I am going to give you a little tutorial too, to help you on your way.
1, Set up your scene. Where you want to be photographed at. What you want to wear. What kind of background you want to show, etc.
2. Put your phone on a LEVEL surface, facing the area where you are to be photographed.
3. Queue the timer to whatever time interval you need to get back to the area that you will be photographed.
4. Turn on the timer.
5. Get back to the area where you will be photgraphed.
6. Smile pretty, or whatever it is you want to do and be photographed when the timer elapses.
Purdy simple, and much better photos there chief.
Personally, I don't look at anyone's generic selfie photos. Much less toss a like on a single one. In fact, I lose complete interest and move on to viewing someone else. ANYONE else.
The generic selfie photo has been going on for far too long, for it to ever go away. It looks like a bad cell phone advertisement, and less like someone trying to attract attention. I could care less what kind of phone you have.
That's all!
LOL
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Equal Opportunity Bots Damn It.
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Posted:Feb 16, 2018 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2018 10:58 am
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Why are all the Bots on here Asian females? Nothing against Asian women, or women of any kind of ethnicity whatsoever. I love them all. But the bots...every last of them that hits my page, Asian female. Bring on the Mexican bots! Bring on the Nigerian Bots! Bring on the Transylvanian Bots! Lets get some damn equal opportunity on the Bot stalking damn it.
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Red Ryder Lazy English
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Posted:Jan 3, 2018 8:44 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 2:13 pm
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I totally get the abbreviated text-speak and all, and use lol, smh and maybe one or two more semi-regularly...
but I have to laugh at every live webcam here at the "bb" being used.
wtf? <(see what I did there?)
bb=baby, yes
it is really only two extra letters to add dudes!
I keep thinking of "A Christmas Story" and the Red Ryder bb gun!
lol <(did it again)
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Hate fuck by proxy
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Posted:Dec 31, 2017 6:04 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 2:13 pm
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Have you ever had someone get under your skin so bad that you just want to take out all aggression in a pound-to-hurt kind of hate fuck...but you don't want to really fuck that person and give them the benefits, but would rather have someone else to take it out on that would enjoy it?
Yeah, that is my frame of mind at this moment.
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Situational awareness?
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Posted:Dec 23, 2017 11:42 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2017 6:07 pm
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Maybe it is just a little blip of some cynicism leaking out of my mind hole, but what at first seemed a little annoying to me has now become quite funny. I am not on here a bunch, but will pop on to poke around and maybe check out a few live broadcasts. During every single broadcast viewed when a couple is having sex...like really going to town, there is always at least one (usually multiple) viewers barraging the messaging screen with "View my webcam"..."VIEW my webcam"..."VIEW MY WEBCAM".
Looky here Mr. Knuckles...there is a thing called Situational awareness. If their backs are turned from the camera and they are lost in scene they are graciously presenting the viewers....they sure as fuck aren't hurrying over to their computer monitor because you keep dinging them with your "view my webcam" message to watch you tug on your balls compadre.
Eeeeesh.
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Note to self, work on self
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Posted:Dec 4, 2017 11:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2017 11:03 pm
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I don't know why it struck me as funny as it did, but according to my own profile, I am only 49% compatible with my own self according to the chart. Maybe I should work on some things?
=)
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