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Valentine's Day Pinup Contest!
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Posted:Jan 24, 2012 2:59 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2012 7:22 pm
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THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR YOUR TOP TEN FINALISTS!
It's that time again!
Cupid is lurking around the corner once again – but are you sick of chalky pink hearts, cheesy greeting cards and crappy drugstore candy? Isn’t Valentine’s Day supposed to be about passion?
If you agree, enter our Valentine Pinup Contest, and help us bring the sexy back to Feb 14th!
We want to see your sexiest Valentine’s Day pinup photo – whether it's you wearing a few strategically placed chocolates, your favorite red & pink lingerie, or the special gift you plan to give to your lover.
To enter, simply post your Valentine’s Day-themed photo, and you could win a 1-year Gold membership!
All members are eligible, with up to 10 entries per member. The deadline to enter is Tuesday, February 7th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Daylight Time.
The LesbianPersonals staff will then judge the entries and select ten finalists, which will be announced on Wednesday, February 8th.
The deadline to vote is Tuesday, February 14th at 11:59 a.m. (PDT). Winners will be announced soon thereafter.
Please post original photos of yourself. If you can find it on the Internet, so can we!
Specific Contest Rules:
1. All original photos must adhere to the Photo Guidelines and General Contest Rules.
2. Photos must be of members only, and must be original.
3. Only post valid entries. Comments without a valid entry will be deleted.
5. Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be disqualified and deleted without notice.
The judges are basing their final decisions on creativity, originality, sex appeal, and humor.
Each of the top 10 finalists will also receive 500 points each!
Good luck to all!
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Your Naughty Carol Contest Winners!
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Posted:Dec 28, 2011 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2011 12:01 pm
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Thanks to all of you who participated! This was definitely one of the funniest contests we’ve seen and loved all the hilarious entries.
We would love to let you all vote for your favorites, but due to the polls' character count limit, the editorial team at LesbianPersonals chose the winners. With so many awesome entries, it was not easy, but we managed to narrow it down.
Drumroll, please… Here are your winners:
1st Place: jessupman
(To the tune of 'Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree'
Swapping around the Christmas Tree
at the LesbianPersonals Swingers party hop
Mistletoe man is very well hung as you can see
When his trousers quickly drop
Humping around the Christmas Tree on a naughty winter’s night
Let the Christmas Spirit ring
Sorry didn’t catch your name but my, you’re nice and tight
Better go grab a bottle of lube as this is starting to sting…
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear voices moaning
"Let's be jolly; Put your cock inside of Molly"
Dancing around the Christmas Tree
Have a sexy holiday
Everyone's screwing merrily
In a new old fashioned way
Swapping around the Christmas Tree Is that Santa inside of me?
Every holes filled with holiday cheer-- there’s a big one in my rear!
Girl on girl action by the fire-Double penetration’s what I see
Love another eggnog and some oral-- be a dear
You will get a sentimental feeling
As you watch from the mirror on the ceiling
"Let's be jolly; Whoops! we popped inflatable dolly!
Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Hope to win this little contest
Want that Gold membership cause right now can't afford to pay!
2nd Place: RitesOfEros
(To the tune of ‘Frosty, the Snowman’)
Mojo, the Dildo
Was a purple plastic toy
With a vibe for clits
And rotating tip
He was Jacqui’s greatest joy.
Deep in her pussy
Where it’s warm and wet and tight,
His ball bearings turned
And it made her squirm,
Kept her buzzing through the night.
And then she tried
Some Astroglide
Rubbed onto Mojo’s crown,
And when she stuck him up her ass
She began to thrash around.
Mojo the Dildo
Was the bliss of Jacqui’s twat.
He could make her cum
Being up her bum
Or massaging her G-spot.
Mojo the Dildo
Was a miracle no doubt
But he left her dry
And he made her cry
When his batteries gave out.
Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck,
Look at Mojo work.
Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck
Watch how Jacqui squirts.
oh. oh. Oh. OH. OH! OH! OH! OH!
Bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
3rd Place: shimanorocks
(To the tune of 'The Christmas Song'
My nuts swollen, had to open fire
Baby batter dripping off your nose.
You and Carol, swapping spunk by the fire,
Drained my cock like you were professionals.
Everybody knows some whisky with some single friends,
Leads to fun throughout the night.
Tiny blonds with their perky young smiles
Have no interest in sleeping tonight.
They hope that pleasure is on the way
There will be lots of drinks that lead to foreplay
And every single guy is going to spy
To see if they catch that young girl’s eye.
And so I’m offering this simple song
For adults aged up to 92
Although it’s been said many time many ways
I want to make sweet love to you.
Honorable Mention: YetAnotherMale
(To the tune of "Let it Snow")
Oh the pain in my head is frightful
And her face is not delightful.
Her name I don't even know
Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Gotta Go!
She doesn't show signs of wakin'
My pride was already taken
I hope I can find my clothes
Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Gotta Go!
I barely can remember the night
Which normally doesn't cause much harm
But if she keeps snugglin' tight
I might have to chew off my arm
My friends will get a chuckle
When I speak of her mooseknuckle
My night with a buffalo
Gotta Go! Gotta Go! Gotta Go!
Thanks again to everyone! Check back again soon for our next contest!
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Naughty Carol Contest!
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Posted:Dec 13, 2011 3:54 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2013 12:11 am
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THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. CHECK BACK TOMORROW 12/28 FOR YOUR WINNERS!
A day or two ago
I found a dating site
I wanted to get laid–
Preferably that night!
They quizzed me on my brains,
Emotions, and romance,
But I don't care about those things
I just want to drop my pants! Oh…
Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Hairy ones and shaved!
Oh what fun it is to post
My cock online today! HEY!
-ALT.com member masterlorelei
Now it’s your turn! The LesbianPersonals elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership!
Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we!
Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time .
There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at LesbianPersonals will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Wednesday, Dec. 28th.
Prizes for this contest are:
First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Specific Contest Rules:
1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use.
2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice.
3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed.
4. All entries must be submitted by Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time.
5. General contest rules apply.
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Food Porn Contest!
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Posted:Nov 14, 2011 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2012 12:29 pm
289698 Views
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THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. CHECK BACK TOMORROW 11/29 FOR YOUR TOP TEN FINALISTS!
We want to see your sexy, dirty, nasty, fun culinary creations! Recreate a scene from your favorite porn using onion rings and Mornay sauce...or create an erotic food sculpture with all the fixins from a home-cooked meal!
Be a saucy culinary stylist and dress up food items in a sexy outfit or scene, show off your artistic side and create a deliciously naughty food sculpture, or join in the fun and get down and dirty with your foodstuffs!
We really want you to use your creativity and imagination in this contest, and don’t be afraid to think outside of the box!
Feel free to use non-food items and clothing as props!
All members are eligible, with up to 10 entries per member. The deadline to enter is Monday, November 28th at 11:59 a.m. (PST)
The LesbianPersonals staff will judge the entries and select ten finalists, which will be announced on Tuesday, Nov 29th. Members may then vote for their favorite among the top 10. The deadline to vote is Tuesday, December 6th at 11:59 a.m. (PST). Winners will be announced soon thereafter.
Please post original photos! If you can find it on the Internet, so can we. Cheaters will be deleted.
Comments with no photo and entries that do not meet the contest criteria will be deleted.
Specific Contest Rules:
1. All original photos must adhere to the Photo Guidelines and General Contest Rules.
2. Photos must be of members only, and must be original.
3. Entrants must use food as some type of element in the photo.
4. Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be disqualified and deleted without notice.
Prizes for this contest are:
1st place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
2nd place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
3rd place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
All 10 finalists will be awarded 500 points.
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Porn Haiku Contest Winners!
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Posted:Jun 14, 2011 5:01 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:52 pm
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THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS:
1st Place: Lotsa69s
2nd Place: eazicple
3rd Place: letshavefun0704
This was one of our most popular contests! Thank you to all for participating. Stay tuned next week for the Beach Babe contest!
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