Solar Powered Flying Dildo:)
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Posted:Jul 25, 2008 4:16 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2008 2:12 pm
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This woman was in the market for a new dildo. So, she went
to her local sex shop. The shop keep asked if he could help
her.
She said "Yeah, I'm looking for a new dildo."
The shop keep smiled, and said..."Have I got just
the thing for you!! It's the new Solar Powered, Voice
activated Flying Dildo!"
Aghast, she said "A solar powered, voice activated
flying dildo?!?" How does that work??"
The shop keep said, "It's simple. You put it
in your window for a few hours, to charge it up. Then when
your feeling horny, you simply say "Flying dildo...my
pussy!! The dildo will fly over to you, and take care of
business!!"
"This I gotta see!" said the woman. So, she bought
it, and took it home.
She placed it in the window, and went about her day. A few
hours went by, and she decided to try her new toy out. SO,
she stripped down and lay on the couch.
"FLYING DILDO! MY PUSSY!" she commanded.
Sure enough the dildo hopped up off the window, flew over
to her, and didn't stop until she was completely spent.
Then it flew back, and landed on the window sill. Panting, the
woman exclaimed...."That was the best purchase, EVER!
Needless to say, she didn't get much acomplished
that weekend. Monday morning rolled around. She got ready
for work, wishing she could use her new toy, once more, before
the daily grind. But she was running late a it was. As she
was driving away from the house, she thought..."I
wonder what the range on that thing is?"
She was about a block from her house when she said "FLYING
DILDO! MY PUSSY!!"
Sure enough, the dildo hopped up off the window sill, smashed
through the window, and proceeded to fly down the street
after her car.
The dildo, had almost caught up, when the woman drove
through a construction site. Two men were carrying a piece
of ply-wood across the street. The dildo, flew into the
ply-wood, bounced off it a couple times, then flew up
over it.
One of the men was like "What the hell was that?!?!?"
The other guy says...I DON'T KNOW? IT LOOKED LIKE A
FLYING DILDO!!!"
The first guy looks at him, and says
"FLYING DILDO!! MY ASS!!"
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Maybe a solution to a problem?????
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Posted:Feb 22, 2008 7:05 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2008 2:43 pm
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Bush & Harper want us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport
11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
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FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE
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Posted:Jan 21, 2008 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2008 7:09 am
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1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the
others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
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