iceland
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Posted:Apr 26, 2010 8:07 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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just been outside and got hit on the head by a lasagne,black forest gateaux, and a garlic baguette? ....must be the fall out from iceland
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new month
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Posted:Mar 17, 2010 1:54 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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just split up with my cross eyed girlfriend,think she was seeing someone else.
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hello all
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Posted:Feb 19, 2010 12:36 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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Just bought an alexander mcQueen shirt,Bit tight around the neck....but it hangs well
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lol
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Posted:Jan 16, 2010 3:06 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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heather mills has complained to the producers of "dancing on ice", after being told she would be dancing to footloose
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tiger woods
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Posted:Dec 21, 2009 12:37 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS!it has been announced that next year sponser is TAMPAX for tiger,A spokesman for tampax said " to sponser a twat going through a bad period is exactly what our company is looking for"
Tiger is doing xmas panto this year 'WOODS IN THE BABES'
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first xmas
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Posted:Nov 18, 2009 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2009 1:32 pm
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We were so poor in our house when we were young,that on xmas morning ,if you did'nt wake up with an erection, you had nothing to play with
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keep laughing
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Posted:Oct 18, 2009 9:42 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2009 8:39 am
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if women are so bloody good at multi tasking, then how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time ???
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its time
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Posted:Sep 20, 2009 9:26 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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Alcohol-free lager...its like licking your sister's fanny.It tastes the same but it's just not right
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keep smiling
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Posted:Aug 17, 2009 12:37 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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Q, What do a camera, a condom and a woman's mouth have in common?
A, They are all designed to catch that special moment.
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hello all
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Posted:Jul 18, 2009 10:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2009 9:43 am
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British rail are at it again!The sign on the platform said that if i stood too close to the edge i might get sucked off.....Four fucking hours i wasted today.....
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smile
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Posted:Jun 22, 2009 7:54 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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couple driving along the road run over a skunk, they stop and find the skunk still alive, so they take it with them to find a vet, the wife says the poor things shivering, husbands says well put it between your legs to keep it warm ,wife replies but its all sticky and smelly, he says well hold its fucking nose then.
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and again
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Posted:May 17, 2009 8:18 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 3:35 pm
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Alzheimers protest march- "WHAT DO WE WANT!?"
Fuck knows
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
"Want what?"
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lol
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Posted:May 16, 2009 9:45 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2009 10:56 am
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walkers are to add a new flavour crisps to there range 'semen' flavour, they will be marketed as 'diet crisps' as 97% of women will spit them back out!
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