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Sometimes the spectators are the best part of the show.
Posted:Sep 29, 2014 2:00 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 7:36 am
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What distinguishes a professional from an amateur is that a professional doesn't have to enjoy doing it.
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Anyone who has never sneezed has missed one of life's great experiences.
Posted:Sep 28, 2014 12:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2014 1:58 pm
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What if my whole life turns out to have been a waste of time?
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2014 8:44 am
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If my life truly is a dream, I can only hope they wake me from it very gently.
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In the international cheating competition, I scored eleven out of a possible ten.
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 7:22 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2014 11:52 am
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I always did what seemed best at the time -- that's how I got into this contest .
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Why is it so hard to find someone who is typical of everyone.
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 7:16 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2014 11:53 am
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Some people will do anything to get attention, except deserve it.
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Try to keep a sense of proportion ~
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 7:12 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2014 11:55 am
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remember that what matters is all that counts.

Anyone who has never sneezed has missed one of life's great experiences.
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I'm not a failure!
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2014 11:56 am
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It's just that my inevitable success may not arrive in my lifetime.
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My hope is to get all the way through life without having it cost me anything.
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 7:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2014 7:04 pm
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What percentage of not enough are you willing to settle for?
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What powerful invisible force makes me want to tickle your toes?
Posted:Sep 25, 2014 8:06 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2014 11:58 am
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Anyone who has never sneezed has missed one of life's great experiences!
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Why are shocking things so often done by someone who didn't seem like that sort of person?
Posted:Sep 24, 2014 8:28 am
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2014 8:09 am
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What we need is a world in which everyone instinctively likes everyone else.
Posted:Sep 24, 2014 8:23 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 7:36 am
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There's always something outside me, wanting to come in,
Posted:Sep 24, 2014 8:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2014 8:20 am
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and something inside me, wanting to come out.
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I was hoping for a f**king miracle,
Posted:Sep 24, 2014 8:03 am
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2014 8:09 am
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but all I got was a f**king FWB.





I knew something was wrong the moment you bit my nose.
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