More questions from my cluttered mind.
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Posted:Nov 1, 2007 6:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2007 8:52 am
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Do you smoke? Well do you? In browsing profiles I see thee "l am a lite social smoker". What exactly does that term mean? So you smoke when you drink? In a bar? For me it is a deal breaker, as I will never again date a woman who is a smoker. Now I know there are courteous smokers who will not smoke around anyone, or when visiting others; or in their own homes or cars. Just don't understand why people smoke; especially the one's that have loved someone, or people that they cared about become sick or have died from smoking.
In Chicago, and surrounding areas; smoking is being baned in public areas, which has the bars and restaurants in an up roar. Personally, if I like a restaurant, and the food is good, I'll have to deal with it. I really don't care if you smoke, it is your right, but not in my house, car, or in a public place where I am eating and drinking. Go out side.
Thanks for letting me rant.
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Long Term Relationships
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Posted:Oct 31, 2007 5:18 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 11:30 am
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So what does LTR mean to you? Devoting oneself to someone? Could be one’s interpretation of a how a relationship should be. Making them, thee be all ends all, doesn’t sound healthy. Does insecurity set in if one or the other does not call everyday?
How about setting ground rules within the relationship! How does wanting space become interpreted as cheating, or not wanting to be with that person?
If you love someone, what does marriage mean? Now I know what you is thinking, prenuptial agreement. How does more paper make for a better relationship? I often hear, “if you are not married, you can just leave anytime”, well I think that if you live together; that makes for more of a commitment than marriage. If you are married, and become incompatible, you get divorced.
So tell me, what is the difference?
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Winter is Coming
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Posted:Oct 30, 2007 6:56 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 11:30 am
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I am not a good sleeper, (the one or two people reading this are wondering right now what that has to do with winter)and laying in bed my mind starts to wander. I think about not having anyone to cuddle up with on those cold Chicago nights. Being naked under the cover generates all the body heat. Maybe you had a typical winter day in Chicago dealing with the idiot drivers, and just having to be out in the cold.
You might not be feeling particular sexy at the time, but you roll over and get next to someone you care about; reacquaint your self with their scent, place a little kiss on their shoulder and lightly start stroking her arm. Gently glancing her breast you start circling the nipple, but not touching it. Now using just your finger tip, her nipple becomes erect from the friction of your light touching. Softly cupping your hand over her breast you move over to the other breast. Finger tipping your way along her arms, and stomach.
Nudging her over you continue the light finger tip touching on her back, legs, and that ass to die for. Soft gentle nibbling and licks on the neck, shoulder, back, back of knee, and legs. Pulling her back over, her legs part and your hand travels its way to her inner thigh. Lips replace the hand in search of the honey pot, which is glistening with oozing sweet nectar. Licking becomes sucking, as my intentions are to rob you of all those sweet juices.
Oh, sorry if I woke you.
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Posted:Oct 29, 2007 9:37 am
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2008 4:35 am
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Monday funny!
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I have been counting the days
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Posted:Oct 28, 2007 8:13 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2007 5:50 am
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Several days ago I did something very daring. I received an email from the money angel instructing me to pass it along, or bad things would happen to me. Well I didn't, and I am still here. I haven't noticed anyone following me good or bad. Haven't been cheated or swindled or lied too by any women, except from this site, but that happens all the time so it doesn't count.
So go ahead my friends, be brave, delete those emails. 
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Sunday Morning Humor
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Posted:Oct 28, 2007 7:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2007 5:56 am
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A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered, "No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!" Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered "no," again. Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar."
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!"
The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me."
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A Public Service Announcement
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Posted:Oct 27, 2007 12:56 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2008 9:56 am
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Do to the continued screws up with this web site, just want everyone to check their profiles. It seems that someone has hacked into the system and is changing your preferences on your profile. Yesterday I was a bi-curious, and today I was gay.
I posed this in the magazine in a response to someone's question. If someone can make changes to your profile, how do we know that our billing info is safe? I was making a joke, but think about it. Credit card info, they can turn your auto-renew on, sign you up to be highlighted, private chat room, allow standard members to contact you.
Better check.
p.s. I still think I am a lesbian trapped in a man body though.
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Posted:Oct 26, 2007 4:06 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2008 9:57 am
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A fleeing Tali ban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little
old tie salesman at a small stand selling ties.
The Tali ban asked, "Do you have water?" The tie salesman replied, "I
have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Tali ban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I
need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK," said the tie salesman, "it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two
miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water
you need.
Muttering, the Tali ban staggered away over the hill. Several hours
later he staggered back.
"Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie."
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The dating age factor for Men and Women.
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Posted:Oct 26, 2007 8:28 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2008 5:50 am
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One of the groups I am member of is Younger Women/Older Men. In browsing profiles, the age group that I seek is 48 to 60. I know that I suffer from delusion of grander, and that is why I don’t seek out 25 year old women.
From experiences, I just don’t think believe ladies in that age group are interested in meeting. Before I email anyone I read the entire profile. Really, I do. I don’t want to waste my time or theirs. (Or is it there’s, I never figured that one out.) The few responses, if any, I get back are all saying that I am too old.
Now just for discussions, there age preference is know different than mine; looking for someone ten years younger. Why it is okay for a woman to look for a younger man, but if I look for a younger woman, there tone of response has such disdain. It is not a question of rejection, I obvious respect age preference, as I am of the same mind set. Where are you younger woman that want an older man?
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More question from my cluttered mind.
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Posted:Oct 24, 2007 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2008 9:57 am
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If we were in a restaurant, and you had a wardrobe malfunction, and your breast popped out, and I told you, would hold it against me?
If someone makes the statement, "I'm dating myself", does that mean they masturbate?
I read the, and make comments in the magazine on this site. I see this phrase quite a bit. "I don't give a rats ass". Has anyone ever seen a rats ass?
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I have such a suspicious mind about profiles on this web site.
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Posted:Oct 23, 2007 6:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2007 5:54 am
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 Do you think that the creators of this web site lure people into buying memberships with fake profiles? They advertise “Join for free” to entice you. You browse, see attractive woman or men, and you can’t see profiles or contact them because you need to be a paying member.
You go and purchase a membership package, and send out an email or two. You get a response, and check out their profile only to find out that the user has turned if off. You write back, and the sender is a standard member and is limited to how many emails they can send. But you can buy for $19.90 a month a feature that allows standard members to contact you.
How do you know it works? Because why would a standard member wink at you if they can write? And how can some of these profiles be true? Beautiful woman looking for friends with benefits, so beautiful that they wouldn’t be able to leave there homes because the lines would never end. Why all these Brad Pitt or George Clooney types would be looking for women for the same reasons? I just don’t know! Maybe Oprah knows.
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Has anyone had a similar experience?
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Posted:Oct 20, 2007 9:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2010 6:45 pm
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One of my more memorable experiences is when I lived in Sacramento. For a while I sold copy machines. I was going door to door in a downtown building, and ran into a woman who uses to sell for the company I was working for, and she ended up inviting me to a party; took me home afterwards. She made me a drink, and said she was going to change into something more comfortable, which turned out to be her getting naked. . We started kissing. I kissed her all over her body; neck, back, legs, ass, and her sweet region. Her pussy was so wet; I orally pleased her till she was dry. That is all we did, we didn't fuck, and I didn't ever take off my clothes. Sometimes she would call me in the middle of night to cum over and just orally please her. That was fun, hope I didn't bore you.
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Posted:Oct 20, 2007 5:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2007 11:16 am
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The bar scene.
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